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Tanning: Myth Vs. Fact

A viral trend called “tanmaxxing” is encouraging Gen Z to ignore the documented risks associated with prolonged UV exposure and forgo sunscreen in pursuit of darker tans. The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding tanning.

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day 260 - hello!

#HI BB!!!!!

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cheaphalloweencostume

the best piece of relationship advice i ever got was “a relationship isn’t 50/50, it’s 60/40 with each party excited to be the 60”. which to me means that you should be with someone who makes you want to do more, be more, open your heart even wider. why WOULDNT you like making life easier for your loved one(s)?

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

#you could probably write a paper on the similarities between workplace harassment videos and porn

finalgirlianthe

"but I didnt learn about the usa's wrongs in school 😢 we don't know anything cause they didn't teach us anything 😢" well no one in my school in india told me that our country is a regionally hegemonic war criminal you're just entitled and insultingly uncurious

nyantara

in fact they told us completely propagandised nonsense about how pre colonial hindu kingdoms were extremely peaceful but were forced to defend themselves against regular invasions solely by muslims. this is something v easily contradicted by the foundational story of ashoka's turn to buddhist dhamma being the brutality of the kalinga war.

nyantara

the point being made is school, everywhere in the world is a deeply political project and is marshalled for the purpose of nation building. you're not going to hear about the sins of your nation in any serious way at school most anywhere in the world, and expecting that it should have betrays a certain lack of uhh, street smarts. its for children and run by the govt.

theonion

SPARTA, OH—Noting that her desires were becoming increasingly less subtle, local man Tommy Hull confirmed Monday that his girlfriend, Bess Glickstein, kept dropping hints about wanting a 17-hectare mausoleum complex. “We’ll be out to dinner or having a drink with friends and any time the conversation turns to end-of-life planning she can’t help but mention that she’s always imagined her final resting place would be inside a massive edifice overflowing with granite and marble,” said Hull, telling reporters that Glickstein could not so much as pass by a pillar these days without reminding him that a pair of 200-foot-high obelisks would be the perfect thing to flank the arched entryway of her burial chamber.

engardetoreador

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

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Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

engardetoreador

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

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An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You

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jordanbolton

To the Person Who Asked If I Was OK

Pre-order my new book here

#love world

rubysapphrald

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

rubysapphrald

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!