wow, amazing!

matt (20/nc/he/him) follow me on twitter: @soberderg

[owlet]

[gooberjam]

[death-420]

Well, if you must know…

I am currently ‘eating a salad’. This ‘salad’ consists of ‘iceburg lettuce, radishes, red cabbage, and carrots’, all cut into thin slices and mixed together. I purchased this ‘salad’ while it was ‘on sale’. It was ‘on sale’ for ‘$0.50 off’. Needless to say, I ‘saved money’ by purchasing this ‘salad’ while it was ‘on sale’.

With that aside, I’m going to fucking ‘kill you’.

[securipun]

[gayiconwaluigi]

[egberts]

constantly think about how it's totally normal to have a little living breathing creature just staying in your house. just living with you. they just love you and you just love them. you can't even talk to each other and yet you peacefully coexist. they depend on you.

[egberts]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

how to make coca cola ethical

- no more economic imperialism

- no making money

- put the cocaine back in it

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arcanenrok]

The distinction:

Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction)

Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness

Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal taste

[asundergrowth]

Galaxy brain: Logos

Pooh: Pathos

Eyes guy: Ethos

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

theres no such thing as a good political cartoon 

[bigmeatyflaps]

wrong

[theproblematicblogger]

Why would Jeopardy producers never forget a Family Feud contestant.

[klubbhead]

She killed Steve Harvey

[theproblematicblogger]

Why would Jeopardy producers never forget a Family Feud contestant.

[klubbhead]

She killed Steve Harvey

[autisticm0b-deactivated20200910]

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

[bongwatershots]

Dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[midnight-spectrum-again]

I see this post every Friday and I’m convinced that ya’ll are queueing this

[insidiousclouds-2]

I’ve lost track of time this is the only way I know its Friday please keep queueing this

[theweirdwideweb]

[eggpuffs]

i love santa clarita diet

[gaypeopletwitter]

[catchymemes]

[savannahfaerie]

#BigHeadMode