El Duderino

rj, bi trans man, 26. gemini. in alaska. i smoke a lot of pot and like shitposting

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[shadovvheart]

my very photogenic orange muse

my carrd ✦ bluesky ✦ art only blog

[tvandfilm]

Earth Girls Are Easy (1988) dir. Tony Garnett

[demonius-darkblade]

People these days probably don't know about how if you went looking for hentai 20 years ago it was extraordinarily easy to come across sites that exclusively focused on porn of the Flintstones characters

[pissvortex]

[sleepy-sub]

I need $25k and a hug that lasts several hours

[snippy-snappy]

sniper you can't do that to your man he's old

tackled over a railing or just plain railed you decide

[spiritcc]

I am delighted to find out that there’s a new quality meme in Russia, the Wizard “Fwoosh” Cat, fwoosh [вжух] being the sound effect for the magic wand waving. 

The Fwoosh Cat can do great magic in your every-day life, good and bad all at the same time.

“Fwoosh, you’ve got insomnia”

“Fwoosh, you’re adopted”

“Fwoosh, and money is gone”

“Fwoosh, you’re expelled” next to a list of expelled pupils in a university

“Fwoosh, black ice”

Obligatory money fwoosh

“Cannot fwoosh on this page”

“Fwoosh, and you can fwoosh on this page”

“If you see this image, then it’s your lucky day. You’ve been visited by The Great Wizard Cat, the wisest of all wizard cats of the wizard cat school. A curse was laid on you, and it will turn your life into a nightmare. Only the wizard cat can lift the curse and once again make your life wonderful and full of magic”

Magical

[enriquemzn262]

[wilwheaton]

[twicejoyhalfpain-deactivated202]

penultimate is such a good word. its like....maybe the second best word

[ruinedchildhood]

[bettedavisgf]

My straight coworker who I am deeply in love with invited me to a Friendsgiving what kind of dessert can I make to convince her to leave her boyfriend of 9 years and run away with me

there’s no hope girl but make a cheesecake

[theehorsepusssy]

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day