Breanna

Occasionally use this account when I’m at a new level of boredom

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

[literallyaflame]

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

[cwote]

Friendly reminder to check you’re not holding tension in your body. Let your shoulders drop, unclench your hands and jaw. Take a deep breath. Much better.

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland

[garbge-deactivated20220127]

i want to fight myself

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[ithelpstodream]

[ifunanyaa]

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

She got a point

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

*chews water*

[im-going-hell1223455fuckyou-dea]

I know what I said

[dickburp]

me growing up: I don't understand how an empire like Rome with so many resources and such a clear advantage could tear itself apart, it just seems unlikely

me watching the 2016 election cycle: oh

[sa2ha]

i am a simple man, i see my cats paw, i squeeze it

[sa2ha]

i see my cats little nose, i kiss it

[5starbando]

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

Good News of 2017

[weed-breath]

Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

[excelsiorenglish-blog]

They should stop following me

[hopevideo]

who

[excelsiorenglish-blog]

The porn bots reading this

[dickburp]

murderer: (via text) im going to kill you

me: (a week later) omg im so sorry... i saw this when i was in the middle of doing something else and then just completely forgot about it

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[realifedreamgirl]

[b0yonce]

I love this so fuvking much.

[mattandjones]

BISTCH

[surprisebitch]

She DID #THAT

[kaity--did]

I love her. Is she yelling at her mom? That seems like a mom yell