This is Not the Actual Dick Cheney's Tumblr

[essieincinci]

mood: i want to read a story exactly like one of my favorite stories i’ve read a thousand times but not THAT story because i’ve read it a thousand times and i want to read a new one but it should be exactly like this one.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

[a-case-of-tragic-magic]

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

[tatt00ine]

“Mental stability, my old friend!”

[gay-armadillo]

[respectfulmemes]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

Honestly this is me at 3:45AM two days before

[xxxi-love-youxxx]

[tswiftedits]

Remembering him comes in flashbacks and echoes. Tell myself it’s time now, gotta let go. But moving on from him is impossible when I still see it all in my head. In burning red. Burning, it was red.

[goth-aunt]

[dickcheney]

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[nicejewishguy]

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

[starcades]

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

[venatus]

no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels

[punlich]

No you’re thinking of a Seraph

A sephora is a second year college or high school student

[one-eyed-pom]

No, you’re thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.

[lethalneuroses]

no, you’re thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.

[waffle-sorter]

No, you’re thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.

[leeshajoy]

You’re thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.

[animatedamerican]

You’re thinking of Safari.  Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.

[hhertzof]

You’re thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against time’s intrusions into our realm.

[rareandradiant-maiden]

No, you’re thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.

[jewishdragon]

No, you’re thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt. 

[osheamobile]

No, you’re thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovin’.

[jeremywhitley]

No, you’re thinking of Sappho.

Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.

[optimysticals]

No, you’re thinking of Zeppo.

Sephora is the Heimdall’s sister.

[flatbear]

No no no guys, you’re thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.

[corruptinnocent]

No, you’re thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.

[emceescabaret-deactivated201812]

No, you’re thinking of euphoria. Sephora’s a fucking makeup store you dipshits.

[alexexotic]

Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.

[uonthaaa-deactivated20190219]

Lang Leav ( Love & Misadventure )

[dickcheney]

Unfortunately

[helloimdumbo-deactivated2022050]

let me be her

[miniyo]

[busket]

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

…baby one more time // stronger

[trr3rr]

Character development

[dickcheney]

The longer a target suffers through narcissistic abuse, the more they are programmed through psychological conditioning. Once you finally leave your narcissist, you still feel chronically detached from yourself and your life for a time. You can even find yourself missing your abuser, and feeling a lot of self-doubt because of that.

[bellie-downie]

[dickcheney]