fags only

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

?

[ozempicofficial]

[tragediegh]

the last day you have your house to yourself before visitors arrive is kind of like a dead wife

[tragediegh]

prev you get ittttttttttttt

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[kuttithevangu]

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

[enba-and-luka]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[randomly-segmented-empty-rooms]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[newsandstuffisee]

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[unyieldingsilence]

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