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Requests And ships are open

[gilears-yogurt]

my boy is back

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

S.T. REWRITE - S2:E8; Chapter Eight, The Mind Flayer - [Pt. 2]

A Will Byers x Reader Series

An unlikely hero steps forward when a deadly development puts the Hawkins Lab on lockdown, trapping Will and several others inside.

Keep reading

[dickkwad]

so good!!!

[senorita-patita]

Figueroth Faeth, unLicensed Private Investigator

((based off @duskquil ‘s class swap au))

[gilears-yogurt]

hi i opened a thing of yogurt for this tiktok

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Here's The Losers Club + Pennywise as Vines I Rarely See because I'm already bored stuck inside

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Hey everyone

I hope you are all staying safe, healthy and happy right now. I want to apologize for lack of activity, but with everything going on it's made it even harder to write. But I can assure you I am healthy and taking precautions. I've been in quarantine for almost two weeks now - I'm not infected, but I do have asthma so there's a chance I could be at a slightly higher risk. But I have been separated from my dogs and cats, they live at my dad's house and while I have been able to video chat with him, which I'm grateful for, my animals are what keep my anxiety at bay.

It's been pretty hard without them. Especially my dogs, they can always sense my panic attacks before even I know they're coming so without them has been a struggle. I'm disappointed I haven't been able to write, especially with all this extra time but I also know that's okay. To all authors out there, it is okay if you don't write. Or maybe you try to but can't. These are stressful times and your mental health is something you also need to take care of.

Anyways, I apologize if this is out of the blue and kind of a lot, but I wanted you guys to know I'm okay and we will get through this! Stay inside, wash your hands and just do impulsive silly things that will keep you entertained inside that you might not normally do. Humans need change, so being spontaneous in times where we are stuck inside is the best time to shake things up. Light a whole bunch of candles [safely of course!], build a fort, rearrange your room, learn a new skill [sewing, painting, carving, etc] watch some new shows or movies you've been meaning to watch or rewatch stuff you see all the time if that's what makes you happy and comforts you. I built the bookshelf I've been meaning to put together and now my room is a whole lot cozier and I got a small workout from it. That's another thing, if you're feeling restless go up and down your stairs if you have some or pick a spot to jog in place - even if it's in front of a TV if that makes it easier!

We will get through this, we might not know just how long it will last, but we will get through it. Cause humans are meant to adapt. We got this. I love you all, stay safe my lovelies!

💕💕💕 - Yurtle

[dickkwad]

Wow I can’t believe Sadie is an actual goddess

[dickkwad]

i am very upset.

[gilears-yogurt]

how does one explain to their parents exactly why i'm sobbing over a goblin detective family at 10:32 on a wednesday night

[gilears-yogurt]

tell me why my clown ass thought that the unnamed goddess was tracker the first time they talked about it,,,,i am disgusted with myself

[gilears-yogurt]

unless....

[dickkwad]

PARASITE BABY!!!

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[legends-canon]

[thebootydiaries]

gets me every time ;(

[ethicalmemes]

That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

[grimthetransman]

Here is the link in case anyone wants to donate some trees!

https://teamtrees.org/

Help Us Plant 20 Million Trees - Join #TeamTrees

The official site of #TeamTrees. One dollar plants a tree...

[kedreeva]

They’re only about 1.2 million away, and a couple of weeks ago they were 4 million away. There’s a good chance that with a bit of noise made about this, they could rally for that home stretch. This would be a good time to tell your family, friends, co-workers about the project, as there are many people interested in donating to charities at this time of the year. Once you choose a donation amount, you can also select that it is a gift for someone else, if you’re interested in gift ideas.

If nothing else, please help pass on the news here!

[bigsibdraws]

Hey, I know this isn’t related to this blog but it REALLY matters to me so I’d like to post it here anyways, if that’s okay?

-🍁🦌

[folklouvre]

[THE BABY PROJECT] masterlist

Synopsis -

It is a known fact that Peter Parker and Y/N Stark don't get along, and stories of their spats are famous in Midtown High. Y/N hates how Peter is polite to everyone but her and he despises the fact that you are aways ready to fight him for the tiniest of issues.

The Baby Project comes along and ties these two rivals in a frustrating, tension filled deal which can't be broken because what's at stake is something they've both been vying for. Valedictorian position.

But Peter's got his issues and unbeknownst to him you're struggling with your own demons, what happens when the Avengers decide to meddle with your relationship? Chaos, pure chaos and maybe, just maybe a little bit of love.

Status - COMPLETED

Chapters :

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Epilogue

Teasers/drabbles :

Chapter 4 teaser

Chapter 5 teaser

Chapter 10 teaser

Chapter 14 teaser

[fandomthievesofhearts]

When I inevitably die an untimely death I want Starkid to perform a full length concert at my funeral, with Clark Baxtresser as the Church Organist

[fandomthievesofhearts]

Jeff Blim, standing over my open casket: Rise up, like a natural disaster! We take the bat and we take back the town!

All my family and friends, singing through the pain of losing a loved one, and knowing that life will never be the same without me: Rogues are We

[fandomthievesofhearts]

Priest: and now we will sing a Hymn

Congregation: Boy. Boy toy. You know you are my favourite boy. You’re my boy. Boy toy. Time with you I always enjoy.