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lyds

[meme-theft]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[xonorika]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is me communicating my thoughts while high and thinking i’ve said them out loud but they remain internalized

[astro-b-o-y-d]

*Hairless cat voice* oooooh im a wrinkley naked bitch

[brunz]

Catch me in the bottom of a well eating moss and forgetting language

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

me , in any public place : Who Here Has A Crush On Me ?

[teathattast]

creds: @sinful.cats

[root-deer]

Me running to the kitchen not 0.02 seconds after I have woken up at 3AM to get my well deserved glass of ice water

[borisgf-deactivated20181003]

British person: says anything

Me: Peppa Pig

[deactivatexxx-deactivated202305]

I would love to do that but I can’t because my face

[kingslacky]

[correctionslife-deactivated2021]

Cain killing Able

[honeybrowns]

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

[udonthreens]

goblin hour is every hour when your are. a goblin

[unseelie]

wow………………..… ears

[sa2ha]

americans are asleep post slavic cats

[sa2ha]

[shitispuffinup-deactivated20190]

Me when I get in bed: ooooh I’m a warm little bich!!!

[curseworm]

does mace work on birds

[curseworm]

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

[curseworm]

time sensitive question please respond