[greelin]

personally if i’m out walking and smell laundry or someone else’s cooking or campfire i immediately get hit with a wave of nearly overwhelming comfort. on account of the joie de vivre

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[feraladoration]

Oh my god it’s true

[junglejim4322]

When bucks fight over a deer and their antlers get tied together and they die together over it that’s. The level of morbid homoeroticism I’m trying to experience

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[funkyness]

tumblr is the only website where users can inflict psychological torture on each other, my mutual just reblogged like 50 posts of sherlock gifs in a row. and im powerless to stop him. what can i possibly do, unfollow him? don't be ridiculous

[catchymemes]

[debellatis]

This is.... Absurdly cute. What the fuck.

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's worth noting that the reason the beaver wants the water to be deeper in the first place is that the Beaver is using the deep water as a pantry:

All summer and fall, beavers gather up branches with the leaves they actually eat, and store it in the deep end of the Pond, where the cold water and limited oxygen keep the leaves fresh all winter, so when it's negative 20 outside, a beaver can take a dip out of it's lodge, grab some refrigerated leaves in the (relatively) warmer water and go back to it's cozy little nap hole while everything else is out there suffering and eating bark or the like.

So it's less "there's a leak in my house" and more "OH SHIT THE FRIDGE!!"

[tozettastone]

People keep posting about how bad they feel in December and I’m sure for many people in the northern hemisphere that IS a wintertime thing, sure enough, but

Have you considered?

December is also Big Routine Disrupt Time.

Everyone wants a piece of you in December. Public holidays. Family events. SOMEONE is bound to be drunk. You have to travel. Your workplace either goes into overdrive or becomes a ghost town. You have a list of obligations as long as your arm all happening at once.

Your routine is being disrupted by outside forces and it won’t slow down until. Like. Mid January at best. 💀

[tozettastone]

genuinely delighted to see so many other people hate this time of year for SO many reasons

[roach-works]

compare to October, which is comfortably business as usual except for everything smells great and spooky shit goes on sale everywhere, then it ends with the sexy goth candy weekend.

December wishes she had October’s immaculate goddamn energy.

[thememedaddy]

[memewhore]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

excuse me that cat is belgian and he solves mysteries

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silly-jellyghoty]

Truth!

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird

[itsapmseymour]

[toastbutteregg]

[gracieabramss-deactivated202305]

sorry, your boyfriend thought he had beef with me. yeah unfortunately i’m a vegetarian. yeah sorry but i’m not fucking scared of him

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[communistkenobi]

whenever I vote in a poll and choose the most popular option I am a champion and when I pick the least popular option I am part of the revolutionary underdog class fighting against the posers

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.

[tiktoks-we-like]

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[umbralaperture]

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in