Hungryhippo

Bi, 20 🏳️‍🌈

[maxbegone]

tk: *gets hurt*

tommy: ah shit, here we go again.

[narniasclosetvoltron]

it should be illegal to tell an overthinker "we need to talk"

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015) 30 Rock (2006-2013)

[3000s]

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

[tiniestmousegirl]

[ethelnol]

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

[kragehund-est]

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

[kosmogrl]

[worthless-mess]

"Are you ok?" I'm actually tired bro. From the bottom of my heart I'm tired

[stuckinapril]

The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around

[greelin]

“if you’re working a full time job you should be able to afford to live on your own and have access to food and transportation” gonna be real with you brother. everyone deserves this. Not just people working 40 hrs a week

[nothing-but-teeth-and-skin]

why the fuck are his feet so fucking big. call his ass the chesapeake stomper instead.

[applejongho]

"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:

He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out

He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy

He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch

Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that

He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)

He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)

He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore

He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer

He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...

[actual-changeling]

[ruzaria]

[assignedslutatbirth]

everything should just get better immediately and forever