Diegheaux

[vergak]

Let me in the lobster hotbox

[hyrude]

they were gay af for this i must admit

[hey-that-one-gorl]

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

[hyrude]

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

[ellielol]

uh … what’s sawcon….

[hyrude]

sawcon this cock

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

[wiselwisel]

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

[detrout]

[sjp]

she THOUGHT she was gonna collect my 9 year old wig

[blackmodel]

funniest video of all time

[theearlofsandwich]

When I grow up, I want to be Clementine

[scoobandshagtalk]

Like, shit man!

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[queenophydea]

What

[sepulchritude]

No for real this is a whole webcomic and it’s worth checking out

Also this

[fitzreiley]

It’s an insane series. It started with a joke comic ‘what if scooby doo had a gun’ and developed into a sprawling sci-fi action series with epic fights. The last one I read (current that I know of right now) is a fight between Dexter from Dexter’s lab, fighting Foghorn Leghorn from looney toons.

[theminingengineer]

[belovedgoofball]

[fivepoisonskid]

[homosexualpanicattack]

Me, everyday.

[a-cosmic-raccoon-deactivated202]

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience

[occupywatchdog]

YESSSS!!!!!

Lets talk about this.

[gertruderobinsonscat]

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

[kakashibestie]

[spacezeros]

iconic scene in modern cinema feat. jimmy and lister

the original:

[theirisianprincess]

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

[theirisianprincess]

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

[theirisianprincess]

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

[theirisianprincess]

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

[generallemarc]

We didn’t deserve this show

[genebelcher]

officer: pop the trunk me: I can explain

[bestviralposts]

EVERYDAY 

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[lesbiantiana]

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

[ebon-sean]

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

[discount-goth-grill]

Someone: *messes with Bugs Bunny*

Bugs Bunny: