Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Coffee Snob / Gaming Addict / Troglodyte by nature / Not a Sir / 23 Taurus 

[enki2]

[words-and-coffee]

Alice Te Punga Somerville, Always Italicise: How to Write While Colonised - Kupu rere kē

[tench]

[hms-no-fun]

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

[sirfrogsworth]

I love watching How It’s Made. Though I wish they would go one level deeper. They show all of these manufacturing processes with gigantic proprietary custom engineered machines that spit out 4 billion Cheetos at once. I want to see how those are made. I want to see a show called How They Make the Things That Make Things.

That is truly some of the most creative engineering I’ve ever seen. Like, my brother designs airplane wings for fighter jets. Which is cool… but wings haven’t changed much in decades. He’s kind of a… re-engineer. (Sorry, bro.)

Whereas a custom built machine that sharpens dozens of pencils at once must have had some interesting trial and error problem-solving. How did they settle on this design and what other designs did they try?

Or how did they make this ice cream sandwich masturbation mechanism. 

I want to see the messy test footage of ice cream going everywhere on the beta version. 

Who engineers these things? How are they built? How much do they cost? 

I might have to go on a YouTube hunt. 

[sirfrogsworth]

To date, these might be my favorite replies to a joke I’ve made.

[auto-anne]

Op, I agree with you but please dont phrase it like that

[sirfrogsworth]

Sorry about that… Joe Biden’s Big Naturals.

[thefrogman]

The responses to this post keep delivering in hilarious ways.

[chronicallyonlinesworld]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Dark Crystal (1982)

[evvergreen]

i love this illustration i'm losing my mind

look at her. go crazy aaaaaa go stupid aaaaaa

[evvergreen]

holy crap lois i'm bipolar

[electricslug]

SAME GENDER MARRIAGE PLANE FLIES IN TOTK

[electricslug]

SKILL ISSUE

[only-tiktoks]

[devantnuit-ladeluge]

[strideofpride]

“If Jennifer Coolidge covered ‘Disturbia’ by Rihanna”

[everybody-wants-me-dead]

[huffylemon]

[scentedwonderlandpoetry]

Further new discoveries have been made on my theory.

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

I’m sorry but I love this

[everythingstarstuff]

[half-gamer]

[malebimbo]

Harrison Ford by Timothy White

[artistas-homoerotismo]

Harrison Ford by Timothy White

[diehardcuddles]

Harrison Ford by Timothy White

[shutyourmoustache]

The mixing has grown exponentially aggressive…

[huffylemon]

it’s like perfect pitch but paint