featuring my favorite hollanov fics and fics of other pairings that in some way spiritually channel heated rivalry! please check fic tags for warnings and spoilers ♡ last updated on 1/31
⋆˙⟡ canon universe(ish)
your name on my skin by innocencediedscreaming | E | 12.6k
Shane buys lingerie and Ilya loses his mind. featuring bedazzled thongs with celebrity names on them, tease shane, sexual surprises, the real mvp being shane's PO box
two man advantage by lavenderprose | E | 6.7k
Ilya takes an impromptu trip to Montreal. There are unforeseen consequences. featuring babysitter shane, sick arthur, soon-to-be sick shane, soon-to-be-sick ilya, figuring out your man caught the flu when you feel his fever while inside him, the valentine's day flu game of 2019
skin to skin by hoko_onchi | E | 2.8k
Shane asks Ilya to fuck him without a condom. featuring running out of condoms, just the tip, shower sex, rimming, what it says on the tin
shane hollander doesn't understand hazing by the malapert | E | wip as of 1/31
Jane: Hey so. I need you to sext me like a girl featuring gullible shane, faking some sexts so your team doesn't hack your phone, enjoying aforementioned fake sexting
hollanov social media [series] by amazinggrace0 | T | 1.2k
A look into Ilya Rozanov's phone and Shane Hollander's phone before practice. featuring WAGs and HABs, scott hunter outlives bed bath and beyond, farah needs a break
romantic talking (you don't even have to try) by stormvandal | E | 6.8k
“You have this thing, gifts, in Canada, yes?” says Rozanov. “Is for you. You’re welcome.” featuring panties, hiding said panties from your teammates, wearing said panties during a game and winning it, feminization
magnetic fields by thecouchsofa | E | 8.3k
Lily: How many times can you come in an hour? Shane doesn’t know. But he’s happy to test it. featuring sex hypotheses, timers, spending the night, ceramic pumpkin symbolism
it's been a long time coming by leiascully | E | 20k
Ilya and Shane are so excited to have made the playoffs in Shane's first season with the Centaurs until they remember: no sex during the playoffs. featuring playoff superstitions, loopholes and workarounds, doing it for the sake of team chemistry
i'll be jane by gurlsrool | M | 7.1k
After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect. featuring sext-shaming, relationship reveal of sorts, comedy of errors
lost in translation by gurlsrool | M | 4.5k
The Centaurs' newest rookie speaks Russian. It's too bad that Shane and Ilya don't know that. featuring traumatizing your rookie 101, translation games, miscommunication trainwreck, getting wing-manned by your team, ashamed shane, allergic-to-shame ilya
the secret society of stick handlers [series] by gurlsrool | T | 30.8k
In which Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, the gay players of the NHL bicker in the group chat, Harris adds Ilya and Shane to a gay WAGs group chat, and the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks. featuring team as family, overworked harris, copious hashtags, solidarity, a horrifying lack of sauce on sandwiches
bite hard [series] by mcshrug | E | 15.9k
Shane finds out he likes it when Ilya bites him. It’s possible he likes it a little too much. featuring ilya yanking a tooth out on the ice, shane conveniently discovering his missing tooth kink, bruises, flirting via mouthguard, begging your rival to take the fake tooth out "for his comfort" (no other reason)
tape to tape by mcshrug | E | 8.2k
Shane Hollander has chemistry with his new American linemate. Montreal fans are thrilled. Ilya Rozanov is not. featuring jealous ilya, brawls, hickeys, possessive behavior, shane's terrible russian accent
you're so pretty when you take control by little_white_lie | E | 12k
If Shane wanted to try something new, Ilya could indulge him. This was Shane after all, Ilya’s sweet, desperate bottom. What harm could it do? It wasn’t like they didn’t both know how this would end, with Shane face down on the bed, begging for Ilya’s cock. featuring shane trying his hand at dominance to keep ilya on his toes, the stoplight system, handcuffs, musings on control and power
call me by your name (tell me you love me in private) by anonymous | E | 3.1k
ilya gets shane to wear a ROZANOV jersey. that’s it, that’s the fic. featuring ilya sneaking a jersey in, shane sneaking the jersey out, feminizing dirty talk, possessive behavior
the lily files [series] by eden22 | T | 10.2k
Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance. featuring shane and hayden trying to be allies for each other, confused hayden, WAG ilya
ilya goes hunting [series] by spaceboyharry | E | 18.6k
Ilya and Shane's odd foreplay leave poor Hayden in a frazzle with the implications of Ilya Rozanov lurking in the shadows of a parking lot, licking his teeth like a wolf... now Luca Haas is a witness to this madness as well. Ilya Rozanov will go to great lengths to ensure Shane has the best experience possible while being stalked by a psychopath. featuring traumatized hayden, bemused shane, stalking as a love language, just the tip, #YOLO, what up primals, doing the absolute most for love, hayden & luca bromance
the montreal girl (lily&jane) [series] by some1_around | M | 20.9k
Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to. Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth. featuring hiding secrets, team bonding, a very important lighter
the milf theory (and why the internet got it wrong) by pucksandpower | G | 13.8k
In which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever. featuring alleged motherlover ilya, amused yuna, amused david, aggrieved shane, rumors, internet theorists, kissing to set the record straight
and there's a kind of heat (you leave behind when you go) by firelord_zutara | E | 4.6k
Shane's teammates think he's out spending the night with a mystery woman. He and Ilya take the opportunity to indulge in something they never have before. featuring first-time hickeys and feral behavior
slip of a finger by blombus | E | 8.8k
The boys forget to use condoms for the first time. Pt2 - Ilya Rozanov does, in fact, own a belt featuring shane's musings on his firsts, ilya wearing metaphorical horse blinders, switching, fun with power dynamics
decorate my heart by beetlesandstars, kryptonian | E | 15.6k
Ilya's in Montreal alone during the week leading up to the Winter Classic. Shane doesn't let him spend Christmas alone. featuring shane's overworked backspace button, courtship via hot chocolate, meeting the family, cold love confessions, gift exchange, condom negotiations, the true meaning of home
you and i might just be the best thing [series] by blongblong | M | 24.4k
shane spends twenty-five years not thinking about his soulmate. the drawer in his apartment filled with cigarettes, toothpaste, and awful t-shirts says elsewise. ilya rozanov has been ready to meet his soulmate since he was ten. he thinks it'd be great if they also got the memo, because he’s running out of space to keep all their ginger ale. featuring a different brand of stick tape than you actually use, angry soulmate confessions, denial not only being a river in egypt, santa's favorite jagoff, yuna's post-it notes
b-b-b-bruises by becreative | M | 4.3k
Ilya sees something that makes his brain go a little staticky. They play hockey about it. featuring big bob, bruising your rival on the ice and being obsessed that you marked him up, threats as a love language
alligator bites never heal by flawlessassholes | E | wip as of 1/31
Remember when Sidney Crosby caught a puck with his jaw? That doesn't happen to Shane. That happens to Ilya. featuring shane's diversified protein intake, owie owie owie, destructive behavior, shaneshine, living together, trading injuries, yuna and ilya roadtrip besties, fast car by tracy chapman
waves when we touch by littlemuch | E | 1.8k
Ilya just wants to eat him whole, to breathe him in entirely. featuring emotional doggy style
parental advisory by cutshot, lovecommahannah | E | 17.1k
Where there is a will, there is a way. Or so they say. featuring obsessed shane, a breeding kink so detrimental to everyone's sanity, revelations at disney world
⋆˙⟡ different career(s)
blame it all on the weather by hnjsngluvr69 | E | 8.8k
Shane and Ilya are field reporters for rival weather channels who keep ending up in bed together. featuring worldwide escapades, getting snowed in, wearing your man's abandoned sweater on the air, ilya saving a child and shane going feral
clear to a hedgehog by magneticwave | E | 12.4k
Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva. featuring gorgeous narrative structure, shane in tight scrubs, shane in tight shorts, bloody ilya, scheming ilya, expensive gifts, miscommunication, residency, moving to ottawa
nutcracker! by opalapparition | E | wip as of 1/31
Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well. Or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mindblowing hate-sex doesn't help. featuring rose landry bestie of all time, arguing about everything, cultural dance discussion, a literal nutcracker, ilya "bop allegations" rozanov, sex in the director's office, erotic costume changes
i'm in love with my landlord by learnthemusic | M | wip as of 1/31
An AU in which Ilya moves in next door to Mr. Real Estate Shane Hollander and goes absolutely feral. featuring car salesman ilya, neighbors, shane's real estate fetish, au of all time (having a competent landlord), fucking things up to summon your crush, wild goose chases
how to (accidentally) seduce your superhero nemesis by poppyhills | E | 9.7k
5 times Ilya Rozanov runs into Shane Hollander in his superhero suit and the one time he doesn't. featuring awful costumes, an inconspicuous trench coat, secret identities, somehow balancing university with your super career and your hockey career
ilya rozanov, ragebaiter supreme by hnjsngluvr69 | E | 5.3k
It seems Ilya fucking Rozanov adheres to a daily schedule of tomfoolery. He’s always finding ways to irritate Shane with the stupidest shit. featuring naive hayden, marbles, kitten stickers, six sevennn, office sex, the hills have eyes (the office has cameras), scott hunter needs a break
dialing you (sorry, darling you) by hollano_ov | E | 13.3k
Shane works in IT. Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up. featuring computer magic, oblivious shane, thirst trapping your coworker via computer background
return of spontaneous circulation [series] by blongblong | E | 49k
When Paramedic Shane Hollander and EMT Hayden Pike start working nights, they expect to spend their shifts getting fucked over by Response Paramedic—and notorious asshole—Ilya Rozanov. Shane does end up getting fucked, just not in the way he was expecting. featuring professional competition, foreplay in a disgusting ambulance, signing up for every continuing education seminar so you're guaranteed to see your man
⋆˙⟡ college/university
i feel the rush (even after bid day) by dandelion_wines | E | wip as of 1/31
Ilya was going to just get Hollander a beer, really, he was actually going to be decent. But then someone grabbed his arm and screamed “Celebrity shot!” in his face, pulling him towards the beer pong table. And who was he to refuse? College Frat Boy AU. featuring hockey teammates, beer pong rivals, backwards hats, frat prez scott hunter hearing more than he needs to
university shilya [series] by chantivera | E | 11.2k
Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are elite athletes at their university. Shane can't stand Ilya. Ilya loves Shane. featuring hockey captain ilya, volleyball captain shane, pilates, a glorious assist from rose, chocolate pudding
fall in love again and again by galacticsukki | E | 17.8k
After some team chirping at Shane's expense, Ilya accidentally interrupts a few of his potential dating prospects and then keeps on doing it less than accidentally featuring all of your favorites on one team, the inherent horror of your assistant captain talking to people who aren't you, interruption as a love language, ilya's rules for dating
parlay by wheretheheckismyjello | E | wip as of 1/31
Harvard's hockey king Ilya Rozanov is a professional at getting into trouble. Tennis superstar Shane Hollander is a professional at avoiding it. When Ilya’s teammates bet him that he can’t get Shane into his bed within a month, Ilya takes the deal without hesitation. If he wins, he keeps his reputation. If he loses, he’s celibate for a year. tbr!
compulsion by wolftales | E | wip as of 1/31
Shane and Ilya are in rival frats in their senior year and it's time for the annual Greek Olympiad. A bet is made. tbr!
under pressure by ilostyournumber | E | wip as of 1/31
Every time you think about touching your soulmate, the other person feels it on their skin—which sucks for Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, who are both trying to go pro by the end of their freshman year of college. tbr!
never get over (getting under you) by jenniferlawrencelover | E | wip as of 1/31
If somebody told Ilya Rozanov that Shane Hollander—notoriously uptight captain of the McGill Redbirds—would end up in Ilya's bedroom, on his knees, while Pi Kappa Alpha's spring formal raged on outside, he would've asked if you were fucking crazy. currently reading!
⋆˙⟡ different pairing, same vibe(s)
mad blood stirring by provocative_envy | draco/harry | E | 3.2k
It's not like they've been angrily hooking up on the sly since meeting at a Juniors skills camp in fucking Manitoba four years ago, except that's exactly what they've been doing. fun fact: published two years before heated rivalry! featuring a bad playoff beard, sexting, banter, keeping tabs on each other, miscommunication via tabloids, angry hotel hookups, all-star weekend, requesting a trade to be close to your man
hockey au [series] by beersforqueers | zuko/sokka | E | 11.8k
Sokka is an NHL goalie and Zuko is the new forward for his team. honestly not much of a vibe match, but i had to include it purely for the setting! featuring sokka being a certified Weird Goalie, bathroom sex, couch sex, closet sex, phone sex, a lot of sex
show me what you're working with by clottedcreamfudge | alex/henry | E | 23.1k
He doesn't want to think the words "monster cock" but frankly, it's too fucking late... Alex isn't into dick, except maybe he is, and maybe this one specifically. featuring university lacrosse, "hatred" aka lust in disguise, gay awakening via communal showering, sex as a sport, training for said sport, running away after accidental love confessions
tennis court(ship) by ramarro | kate/anthony/thomas | E | 14.9k
“Should I be worried?” he asks wryly. “Is our marriage conditional on my having superior tennis skills to you and now I’m out?” featuring married k/a shenanigans, intense tennis competitions, sexual discovery, hiring a tennis instructor so you can beat your husband and realizing you want him to fuck your husband
hey, sharpshooter by tortoisebore | sirius/remus | E | 199.8k
Sirius is a figure skater with a penchant for tricky choreography and late night walks around campus. Remus is a basketball player trying to make it to the end of his last season without clawing his eyes out. Basically it's that likeafunerall fan art but make it collegiate athletics in Boston. featuring boston weather, school spirit, gym courtship, athletic sex, complicated family issues, running away from your feelings
the most splendid thing by lq_traintracks | draco/harry | E | 61.2k
Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love. featuring shower ogling, bad boy vs. golden boy, captains, fucking so you can get away from each other, revoking first name basis privileges, kissing on the pitch and making the evening news, INXS as workout music, sacrificial injuries
so you think you're cursed by poppyhills | draco/harry | E | 20.6k
Harry Potter, Star Seeker for the Falcons, thinks he's cursed. Draco Malfoy, the team's newest Chaser, thinks Potter is full of shit... Is sleeping with Potter (no matter how much he detests him) really the key to winning the season? Well, it can't hurt to try. featuring sex as a pre-game ritual, the yips, superstitions, tighty-whities, taking one for the team (i.e. taking it for your team), copious hookup rules, mutually jealous club scene
psst... if you're enjoying the influx of frat boy hollanov fics, you might like one of my all time favorites!
mistletoe and other holiday propaganda by brawls (brawlite), toastranger | billy/steve | E | 54.6k
Everybody wants something for Christmas. It just so happens that the only way for everyone to get what they want is for Billy and Steve to pretend to be dating over Christmas break. It's really the only option. featuring a lack of gift cards, terrible family dynamics, amazing brotherhood dynamics, throwing frat parties in order to curate a convincing facebook album, coming out to the guy you've been making out with, ill-timed janelle monae, i'm coming to the cottage (ski lodge)
