im dielexic

im right about everything ever

[dielexic]

intro

adult intersex xe/xem faggot

outro

i download illegally

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[pjackk]

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[bgm05]

and the truth of the matter is that there is no one on earth that wants to have sex with Tenna more... than tony fox himself.

[xollii]

why didn't walter use his shrinking power to escape from tuco

[funstyle]

Ive been taking a screenshot every time i get pissed off by words

[funstyle]

Kinda love that tote bag but "only 2000 points in the myPurina app" is breaking my brain

[funstyle]

????

[funstyle]

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[thesensitivepervert]

What if I told you you’re the very first * plays with a tress of my hair*

[squeiky]

being a gaster follower is hard man

[candiedcuspids]

[squeaksterr]

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[thegoodmorningman]

You can tell the Planet isn't dying because if it was, everyone would be freaking out and taking all kinds of emergency measures to save it. No one's really doing that. So it must be fine. Good Morning.

[thegoodmorningman]

You can tell the Planet isn't dying because if it was, everyone would be freaking out and taking all kinds of emergency measures to save it. No one's really doing that. So it must be fine. Good Morning.

[speedlimit15]