d i c k s q u a d

do u know how many people have never seen digimon and that physically pains me

[dailyquests]

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

[dailyquests]

In a Fight.

[nieyao]

[wart-gamer]

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[tinydragontori]

you are so right

[fatestayyuri]

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lol

[driftingtowardsirony-deactivate]

This is fucking hilarious

[mcapriglione-art]

what do you want!!!!!!!!

[werewolbachia]

'horseplay' and 'monkey business' being treated as synonyms means something. don't know what though

[aaays-and-bees]

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

[werewolbachia]

[propagands-deactivated20220320]

[fionn-o-nassus]

[lucy-free]

who wants to go in the gender-transing room with me

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

humans don’t have enough ornamentation. where’s the plumage, the antlers

[wetorturedsomefolks]

i could go for a good vibrant throat sac i could display as i sing in the mating season

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Humans have some of the most extreme hair variation over their bodies in the animal kingdom, with hair on some parts of our body a few millimetres long and fine enough to be almost invisible, and hair in other parts a good metre long if not artificially trimmed. Part of the inside of our mouths are turned out to make our lips bright red, we have comically oversized breasts and lack penis bones to make erections more indicative of impressive circulation, and have some of the most complex behavioural adaptations to self-ornamentation for courtship seen in anything that doesn’t spend half its life collecting blue bottle caps. How much ornamentation do you want?

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

I’d like antlers, as previously stated

[queerce]

I want bioluminescence

[beowulf22121]

Sonar

[teaboot]

Flared webbing would be nice

[septimusprime]

They call me millions knives cos that's how many knives it takes me to make a sandwich cos I keep putting them in the fuckin sink

[teathattast]

[calware]

just the concept of a kid fusing with her dog... her dog that practically raised her since she was a small child and loves her so much that he'll bend the laws of physics to keep her safe. and now that love will always be a part of her, something that is both so comforting and so so isolating. she will never see him again

[calware]

what's fullmetal alchemist

[schwirrymartz]

[calware]

this is the best possible reaction image for this post because the tweet originally said homestuck

[calware]

oh you know

[professor-aggressor]

[calware]

this is the first time in my life i've seen a meme edited so much that it just says the original text again

[calware]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[oneheadtoanother]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

like this

[scrumptiousangst]

I was trying to bore my 4 y.o. grandsone to sleep last night by counting slowly outloud 1 to 200. Around 170 he asks "are you just making stuff up?"

[ered]

let's draw a horse

vote for length

leg

leg

leg

leg

neck

tail

snout

back

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

[ered]

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

[ered]

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

[ered]

Good job, everyone!

[wizard0rb]

my breaking bad retrospective

[wizard0rb]

skyler version

[babyanimalgifs]

“My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭” 

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[teaboot]

you are DOING! An ACTIVITY! TOGETGER!! 😭😭😭