Welcome to Nowhereland

just a kool kid who likes kpop, kdramas, and killing dreamz :)

[tupacabra]

girl why are people RUNNING in the STREETS outside my apartment like????

[tupacabra]

just found out what a marathon was

[glumshoe]

10 year old boy: “The scientific word for ‘anteater’ is ‘pangolin’. Did you know that?”

Me: “Pangolins are similar to anteaters in a lot of ways and are sometimes called ‘scaly anteaters’, but they’re not closely related to the animals we usually call anteaters. They’re actually their own weird kind of animal with thick scales instead of hair.”

Boy: “No, ‘pangolin’ is the scientific word for ‘anteater’.”

Me: [short-circuiting because I do not know how to correct him without seeming rude but also not wanting to agree] “……….look at this cool bone.”

[neurodivergent-crow]

10 years old and already mansplaining

[cryptidandrew]

I wouldn’t call it mansplaining, kids like to share the stuff they learned.

[glumshoe]

Girls definitely do the same thing. I’ve had little girls yell over me during presentations because they think I have the name or pronunciation of an animal wrong. Kids love to show off their knowledge and sometimes, especially when they’re “gifted”, being incorrect about something they’re passionate about is absolutely devastating and they’d sooner go into denial. To save them embarrassment, I try to change the topic in these circumstances or explain that science is all about theories changing with new information, but… occasionally they are very persistent and want to Call You Out on what they think you got wrong.

[loloftheday]

[malinke-lonnaa-deactivated20180]

sometimes the things you want badly and are too impatient for might take awhile to come, stay open, it’ll come

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfaooooooooo I thought somebody slowed the video down 😂😂😂

[liquidfem]

[boostergold78]

I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect

[lordxeras]

“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“

-Mr. T on the subject of his name

[durbikins]

british people be like..

‘ELLO YEWCHUBE!

[marisatomay]

anyway after thanos ruined everything the only way for tony and nebula to get off titan and to earth would be in quill’s ship so just the 2 of them in space sad as all fuck after watching their friends and loved ones be obliterated but they only have 70s/80s bops to listen to and they roll up to earth and rocket hears the tunes and thinks it’s the guardians but it’s just some rich asshole and gamora’s murder sister enjoying quill’s musical selections despite themselves like “waddup everyone is dead but this grief soundtrack is tight as shit”

[cruciatus-in-crucem]

This is so sad, Alexa play hooked on a feeling

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via striderepiphany)

[akeelahandthetea]

this one is never not funny

[pavlovsfox]

public school lunch aesthetic

-random applause that eventually encompasses the entire cafeteria -skipping classes to go to your friend’s lunch periods -”come with me i dont wanna go alone” -not knowing who you’re singing happy birthday for -“hey if i pay you will you go through the line and get me something” -knowing your id number so you can actually eat -only wearing your id during lunch period -that ONE security guard -”what’s even for lunch today” -HOLY FUCK IT’S CHICKEN NUGGET DAY -those girls who chill in the bathroom doing their makeup -fights = dinner AND a show -”hey what lunch do you have this year” “b” “damn i’m in c”

[sprachtraeume]

What the fuck does any of this mean why is there a security guard in your school what

[camisadobondaxx]

This is America

[hadestownism]

south korea said “we might be leaving but y'all are too” and yeeted germany out of the wc

[theshitneyspears]

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

[mpregcraig]

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

[patrickat]

QUESTION 6: Please attach your resumé as a PDF.

QUESTION 7: Please type your entire resumé into the text box below (1000 character limit).

[sandandglass]

Nish Kumar, NZ International Comedy Gala 2016

[xenoqueer]

My absolute favourite thing about watching comedians tear the shit out of Monopoly is that it was designed to be an over the top hellhole that exemplifies the worst parts of capitalism, intended to incite rage in people and help them recognize how fundamentally unfair this system is. And it did they by going to the maximum extremes that the creator could think of at the time.

And those maximum extremes she came up with?

Fucking nuked into extrasolar orbit by whatever the fuck is going on in actual real life right now, to the extent that monopoly just looks like…… a reflection of the actual world, rather than an exaggeration of anything.

Anyway, destroy capitalism, but until then if you make a consequence deck I would probably buy it just to see what’s in there.

[swingsetindecember]

ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life) 

so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will

so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro. 

i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds. 

ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.

i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”

[ruffsketches]

[pressurizedpleasure]

The punchline of this comic is the truest thing to ever exist.

[invalidate]

this is so sad alexa play despacito

[janeplease]

Me trying to connect seretonin molecules to my neurotransmitters