Kiss Me Whilst Heating A Fozen Pizza

Come for tea, stay for life. Just a blog of a relatively young, young lady who appreciates cats and pizza.

[yourgoat]

*sees a feather on the ground* *small gasp* a gift

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[moonlightastral]

these days I keep thinking about le cruset pink kitchenware 💗☁️

[teenscoolest]

[01100110-01100001-01110100-deac]

when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them

[soup-erb]

[aphrodildo]

[rl3000]

[stickythings]

[saints-row-2]

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

[blujayonthewing]

you: oh cool I’m interested, where does this link go?

tumblr ad: 

[rosepalettes]

just me, her, (the aliens) and the moon

[m-azing]

imagining your otp doing the forehead touch is literally the most important thing in the whole world. everybody take a second and stop scrolling and imagine your otp doing the forehead touch. okay. you can move on now.

[zmeu-ra]

i love the forehead touch in theory, but… it has been ruined for me by this image

[steelwomanx]

personally, i think this only makes it even better

[nflstreet]

he’s not taking the news well

[nflstreet]

here’s how they made the brown m&m less fuckable if you weren’t able to notice the changes

[urso2000andlate]

“dinner’s ready”

“there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table”

[zombieheroine]

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

[monzterzack]

[kdxart]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

[thelibrarina]

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

[survivablyso]

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

[polyhorde]

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT

[shell-senji]

Also these handy little guys if you prefer a notepad:

[micromys]

Are you kidding, shower crayons are the BEST when you share a bathroom with other people. When I was in college, we had them and we would use them to carry on philosophical debates, finish song lyrics, get life/writing advice, etc. It was so much fun and I miss it. 

[possiblypessimistic]

Oh my GOD no one told me these existed

Also

God fucking bless the people who made these

[aphony-cree]

Going back into the shower (you don’t need to turn it on) can be enough to retrieve the memory

Our brains refresh every time we go through a doorway. It packs away the data from the room we left so it can load up the floor plan of the room we’re going into. If you go back to the room where you had the thought your brain will often unpack the memory when it’s loading up the floor plan

[antique-scarecrow]

are you telling me i can’t remember info bc my brain is rendering???

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Not to be like “I deserve so much more for myself tbh” but I deserve so much more for myself tbh

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[quintinjerome]

That’s where this guy comes in:

[desinteresse]

No he don’t!!!!!