Brain Smatterings

Name's Dallas. I'm just some bum from South Dakota who likes to splatter her deranged brain meats onto a digital canvas. I also like Reddit and wasting time on the internet. My Art Blog

[penice-yummers]

[vampyre-lesbian]

these absolute madmen. they actually did it. they actually made billy the puppet bisexual.

[ashisafriedpickle]

I love vampire the masquerade- taking no bullshit frfr

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Makes this noise at mutuals

[napoleanbonafarte]

@markscherz what sort of balloon is this?

[markscherz]

This reciprocating balloon boy is Dryophytes cinereus

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[suiheisen]

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

[angelselene]

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[bewbin]

Truly such a beautiful day for their majesties the new king and queen may there rule be long and prospero- BLIMEY! ITS PRINCESS DIANA AND SHES GOT A STEEL CHAIR

[catchymemes]

[oc-memes-and-prompts]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[tearlessrain]

afghan hounds are such weird looking dogs it’s like if a politician’s wife made a fursona

[tearlessrain]

they come in exactly two flavors and they are “35 year old midwesterner who wants to sell you some essential oils”

and “wizard in disguise who isn’t even trying”

[tearlessrain]

WAIT I just found a third kind and it’s “your state alchemy license is getting revoked”

[moldspace]

i don't like to yuck people's yum but i have to say that my least favorite thing to come from the current state of Artists on the Internet is the idea of a sketchbook as something nice and pretty and shareable. like i love me a notebook full of gorgeous art don't get me wrong but that is NOT what a sketchbook is. a sketchbook is my friend who i carry around everywhere like a purse chihuahua. it is the physical manifestation of my notes app. it is the container into which i wring my brain out. it is my therapist. and most of all it is filled with absolutely terrible sketches that should never see the light of day.

[moldspace]

this post is making the rounds again and the amount of people saying that the pretty sketchbooks phenomenon ruined sketchbooks for them is HEARTBREAKING and i stand by my opinion that sketchbooks should be like a jar you put your OCs in. and then you shake them around in there. that's what they're for

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[lame-kid-on-couch]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[abby-howard]

Good Scarlet Hollow posts on the dashboard today folks

[stuckinapril]

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[explorerrowan]

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!