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oghostfucker

Can u draw L at crumbl cookie I feel like he would like crumbl cookie

He would consume poison if it was sweet enough

I've never been to a crumblr cookie so i never caught a vibe but the cookies look good af

unfiltereddddmess

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

wnwnmemo

my-dailydreams

rcktpwr

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

rcktpwr

you feel a sudden, threatening pressure against your ass…..

dogpuppy

my-dailydreams

cognitohazardous

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.