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[morestarsplease]

HJ “Dr. Clown, Medicine Man” Wingstreet

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[hamkittens]

[yiddishfisting]

great

[yiddishfisting]

this looks helpful at least

[beardedmrbean]

[yocalio]

Friend I went to High School with uploaded this on the 4th of July. Flying out of Phoenix to LA at 8pm. I just had to share here. 

[culturevulturette]

Par for the course on a Southern California July 4 evening.

[tahthetrickster]

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

[its-bread-bitch]

Big fan of college party animal Ryland “it’s been a long time since I took a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was” Grace who is a notorious menace.

Big fan of high academia Dr Ryland “will call you a staggering waste of carbon” Grace who is a short tempered, egotistical, and kind of a jerk.

Big fan of how Ryland Grace can be both these things but while still having his same fundamental personality as a good person and wet cat.

Big fan of how it’s generally agreed that teaching burned the evil out of him and let his whimsy shine.

Big fan of how it took arguably the most difficult and deranged demographic of the human population (thirteen year olds) to turn that man into the best version of himself.

[landsccape]

[maureen2musings]

naorinmoon

[maureen2musings]

Springtime in Oregon

emilie.hofferber

[maureen2musings]

Spring in the English countryside

journeyswithjon

[maureen2musings]

takemoreadventures

[maureen2musings]

Into the mist of Mt. Rainier

elliothawkey

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[gudamor]

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

[susiephone]

[beardedmrbean]

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

Woman online clearly not from the US

"OMG YOU AMERICANS CAN JUST DO ANYTHING WITH DRINKS! I'VE HAD LIKE 3 IS THESE ENERGY DRINKS THIS MORNING! I HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE STRAIGHT! THESE ARE SO GREAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AMERICA BUT KEEP IT UP"

Me: 😧😧😧😧 Oh dear God. That's a BuzzBall. Specifically. This one.

Lady your are white girl wasted! You aren't high on energy drinks! Get out of the car! No drive!

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Oh my fucking god.

[beardedmrbean]

I really hope nobody gets hurt because of this, because I'd like to be able to laugh about it later on