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How Jegulus happened

Sirius - (trying to be sentimental) you know James, we really need to start living our life

James - I know right *looks at regulus* Sirius - James…

James - *kisses regulus* Sirius - JAMES I DIDN’T MEAN IT IN THAY WAY!!!!!

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Just doing Gods work🥰

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Lily gives birth to Harry

Nurse - excuse me miss, do you know why there is a stag running around your hospital room?

Lily - Yes that’s just my husband, he’s a bit nervous!

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Random student - (to Sirius and Marlene) you know, you two would make a cute couple!

Sirius and Marlene - (looks at each other) yeah we’re both gay as f*k

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Marlene turned over as the golden sunlight peeked through her pastel pink curtains.

She was still half asleep when her dad strode into the room and opened the curtains, letting the bright light pour into the bedroom, lighting it up.

The girl covered her face, pulled the covers over her head and groaned through her fingers.

‘Wake up sleepy head,’ her dad’s warm voice filled up her room with love and kindness, ‘don’t tell me you’ve forgotten what today it!’

Marlene shot up from under the covers and all her tiredness washed away.

‘Happy Birthday sweetie!’ Her mum stepped into her room, holding a pile of carefully wrapped presents and a huge stack of cards, from distant relatives and family friends that Marlene had never met.

A smile widened over the 11 year olds face, as she fantasised over what was inside the pink and purple wrapping paper.

‘Well go on them,’ her mum smiled, ‘which are you going to open first?’

Marlene never thought that she had ever had a better birthday then that one. Her brothers had bought her a new paint set and some canvases, just like she asked. Her dad had given her book on different painting styles, but the best present by far was certainly from her mum, for Melissa McKinnon had given her daughter a small, black kitten, with eyes as green as grass.

‘He’s so cute!’ The girl squealed, unable to believe that after all of her begging and pleading to get a cat, had actually worked. ‘I’m going to name him Soot.’

The little girls mother smiled down at her daughter as she reached into her back pocket and pulled out one last letter, that Marlene hadn’t seen.

It was a cream coloured envelope, with a red wax seal, that had the letter ‘H’ imprinted on it. It read:

Marlene McKinnon

Marlene’s bedroom

All of a sudden, the little kitten was forgotten, as this was the letter that Marlene had been waiting for all of her life. One by one all of her brothers has gotten one and when her mother was young, she had gotten one. It was a letter to Hogwarts.

Marlene’s mother was a pure bred witch who had attended Hogwarts school for Witchcraft and Wizardry from 1945 till 1952. Her father, on the other hand was a muggle, or a non magical person. Her older brothers, Mason, Mitchell, Matthew and Max, we’re all at Hogwarts (but not as this moment as it was the start of August and the summer holidays) and now, it was Marlene’s turn.

The excited young girl ripped open the envelope so quickly she was afraid that she has torn the letter inside, but thankfully, it was still perfectly intact. Inside, there were two pieces of neatly folded paper. Marlene opened the the first letter and read it aloud.

‘Dear Miss McKinnon,’ she read out to her family.

‘We are pleased to inform you that you have a place at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.’

That must be the other piece of paper.

‘Term begins on 1 September.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall, deputy headmistress.’

For the first time, Marlene looked up from the letter and at her parents, who both had proud looks on their faces, for it was harder for a half-bloods to get into Hogwarts, than for a child of a pure-blood family, where both the parents are witches and wizards.

The blond little girl, without any warning, lept of bed, a smile glowing on her pale face and ran out of her room, downstairs, out the door and all the way down the street, still in her pyjamas.

Marlene then banged on a red door of a house that was further down the street.

‘Potter!’ she yelled, calling for James Potter a pure-blood wizard who had gotten his letter to Hogwarts in March.

‘James Potter get down here right now!’

The door creaked open and a tired Euphemia Potter smiled down at the excited girl.

‘Happy Birthday dear,’ she beamed, ‘James is just coming now.’

No sooner had she said that, a small boy, with tousled black hair and round glasses half falling off his nose, came running down the stairs behind her.

‘McKinnon!’ He yelled, ‘Happy Birthday!’

‘Thanks! Look what came!’ Marlene held out the letter for James to see.

‘YES!’ The small boy shouted, almost loud enough to shake the earth beneath their feet. ‘We’re going to Hogwarts together!’

‘Congratulations Marlene.’ Euphemia Potter said, ‘James, will you stop screaming!’

Marlene laughed as the reality of everything finally sunk in. She was going to Hogwarts with James. She was going to be witch. Everything was going to be perfect.

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Marauders Head cannon

James - *runs into the boys dormitory holding a kitten* Moony! Wormy! Look what me and Sirius found!!

Sirius - we are gonna keep her forever and I’ve named her Padfoot after me!!

Remus - *laughing uncontrollably* Padfoot, Prongs, you do realise….

*Mcgonagall becomes my human form* Mcgonagall - 5 points from gryffindor for naming me after you Mr Black

Sirius - Sorry Minnie

Mcgonagall - It‘s Professer Mcgonagall to you Mr Black…..now let’s never speak of this again

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Quick marauders head cannon

Sirius would write notes and draw hearts on his hand and sometimes accidentally write and draw them on the person sitting next to him’s hand🥰

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What is Regulus was sorted into Gryffindor?

- He and Sirius would have both gone to live at the Potters

- Euphemia and Fleamont would have taught him how to swim

- He would have became a marauder

- He would have became and animagus (I feel like he would have been a cat)

- Sirius would never of hated him

- He would never have died

- He would have been happy

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Remus and Lily - Platonic Soulmates

so Remus and Lily went everywhere and did everything together. one day someone mistakes them for a couple and they both think it’s hilarious so go along with it. The next day James and Sirius go round reeling everyone that they were a couple because they got jealous that no one thought that wolfstar or jily were a couple!