NecromanticBotanist

[buffjesusgooglesearch]

Historians hate us

Future theologists fear us

We are the witches who write nothing about our daily practices in our grimoires

[odonianpoet]

[magicbonesjones]

[evilvillain123456789]

darkness orbs manifesting

[chips1977]

fuck you

[evilvillain123456789]

Manifesting in your house

[petitegoose]

[crystalcircle]

[letusgototherose-deactivated202]

[samwisethewitch]

do you ever just?? daydream about dating a soft, pretty witch??? living in a house full of rescued pets and keeping an herb garden together???? reading each other’s tarot cards and helping each other write new spells????? curling up on a cold winter night and reading to each other from your favorite books while you sip herbal tea?????? making out under the full moon??????? can you imagine????????

[lovethyqueers]

Noah Fence, but I have long lost my ability to even listen to the advice of non-religious people telling religious lgbtq+ people to just “leave their religion,” as if religion to us is merely just a set of traditions and steps we follow that we can step out of at any moment. Like our religion is a cage, trapping us inside, and we desperately need to escape it so that we can live a better life.

It never has been a cage. It’s never been God pressing His hands down on me, or casting me aside, no. It has never been God telling me that He hates me. It has never been God telling me that I am not redeemable. It has been people. Fallible humans telling me those things and oppressing me- not God.

“Leaving Christianity” has never been an option- not because anyone has ever forced me to stay, but because I want to stay. Yeah, there are a lot of Christians who want me to leave- or think I never was with them in the first place. Who think I don’t belong here. But God wants me to draw near to Him. Those people can never take that away from me. They can’t pull me away from God. 

It wasn’t my religion- it wasn’t my God who made me feel rejected and alone and scared and hate myself. It was people. Fallible people who have hurt me. 

I just wish those non-religious people would take a second to understand that. 

[witchy-oates]

[gogomrbrown]

We really are a police state.

[mybigfatgaylife]

It’s worse than that. That wasn’t a rubber bullet, that was another tear gas canister–you can see it a few seconds later in the footage when the camera pans over to the advancing cops.

And they shot him in the crotch with it.

If I were feeling charitable I’d say that the cop who fired the shell was aiming for center of mass and miscalculated the distance and hit the guy low.

But I’m not feeling charitable. It’s clear that was a deliberate malicious attack designed to hurt the guy as badly as possible with the weapon at hand. The goal was to cause him pain and intimidate bystanders.

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

this really is dystopic, isn’t it?

[gunshyghosts]

Shout out to the dude who came and helped him up

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

THIS IS WHY YOU BLACK BLOC. WHEN EVERYONE IS MASKED AND IN ALL BLOC, IT MAKES IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR THE POLICE TO TARGET INDIVIDUALS LIKE THIS

MASK UP, COME IN BLOC, BE PREPARED, YOU. COULD SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

[toloveviceforitself]

Also get to know your street medics and maybe buy them a drink later. They’ll often be the ones picking you up and making sure you’re good after this shit happens

[buffjesusgooglesearch]

I know The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina gets a lot of stuff about witchcraft wrong, but Sabrina chanting “If I am truly cursed today let water wash the hex away” while in the shower is probably one of the chillest purification spells have ever seen

[argonauticae]

Things That People Have Said To Me Since I Started Working In A Yarn Shop

“i need more of the rowan felted tweed, i’m making some first-world-war balaclavas and i’ve run out”

“i’m making my husband an x-files themed jumper for christmas and i can’t find a good colour for the spaceship”

“do you have any wool/acrylic blends on sale, i’m making hats for the seamen’s mission to give to sailors and i know they say to use acrylics because they’re cheap but it gets awfully cold at sea and i worry”

“i need some black wool for gloves, but it has to be flame-proof because i’m making them for the beltane fire-jugglers”

“could you see if you have another copy of this pattern for a baby shawl, i’ve knitted it in different colours for all of my six children and twelve grandchildren but it’s started to fall apart a bit"

[from a blond, six-foot surfer dude] “yeah, do you have any really light needles, i’m going backpacking around argentina and i want to do some socks while i’m on the coach but there isn’t much room in my rucksack”

“which of these colours do you think would be best for a knitted corgi”

“do you have any patterns for dog hats”

[argonauticae]

like honestly you don’t even understand how happy this makes me, like half the time these women are really self-deprecating about it - “oh this is probably a really silly question”, “you’re going to think this is really weird but -” - and i’m just like no!! this is amazing!!! yes, we do have patterns for dog hats!!! please tell me all about why you’re knitting a dog hat!!!! 

and i mean, some of the stuff they make is unbelievable. there’s one lady who knits wedding-ring shawls, these enormous lace shawls they do on shetland that’re about six feet across and made out of yarn that’s basically thread, which you can pull through a wedding ring because they’re so fine. and there’s another lady who knits dolls about three inches tall and she’s like eighty and she’s done maybe two thousand of them and i found this out yesterday when she came in for a pattern for an entire knitted nativity scene, including the animals and the star. and there’s all the ladies who knit clothes to donate to the refugees and tiny, tiny clothes for premature or stillborn babies at the maternity unit and hats for the seamen’s mission and jumpers for the homeless, and all the ladies making this incredible stuff for their friends or their relatives or just because they feel like it, and it’s just, they’re my favourite, every single one of these people is my favourite

[serverstuck]

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[reillymouse]

fun funeral facts

embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.

a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.

want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.

you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.

home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.

natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.

there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.

one person’s death is another person’s profit. know your rights, do your research, and apply the same scrutiny you would to any other business.

[absolutelybatty]

For those of you interested, the youtube channel Ask A Mortician does a lot of videos on taboo death subjects, answers questions and is a huge advocate for natural burials and being present during the actual funeral process so you don’t get taken advantage of by the funeral industry. She’s one of my favourite youtubers and I highly recommend her videos.

[hhhrrrggg83687568752386-deactiv]

i can’t believe i have to make this post, but my cat Punkie was just diagnosed with carcinoma, a very aggressive type of cancer. i’m a cancer survivor myself and living on disability, and chemo/radiation for pets has to come out of pocket or we’ll be turned away and he’ll have to be put to sleep. please, please spread this and help if you can, and keep us in your thoughts.

his GoFundMe is here, including more information: Punkie’s Cancer Fund

if you can’t use GoFundMe, my paypal is here: https://www.paypal.me/paravoid

[sleepswithyou]

it doesn’t get better than vacation nights in the beach house with my sweet girl