... the perfume department!
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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap

#extradirty

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Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

⣠Chile in a Photography ā£
$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Keni
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@dingusbabingus
... the perfume department!
when u listen to happy music
Sometimes Tumblr ads are actually accurate
i got a headache :/
google says im gonna die
why is google sending you death threats for having a headache
your pussy is poggers as always babe
hate this site
come sit down next to me idiot
i will sit next to you at any time ms green
sit next to me right now.Ā
i am, im sitting next to you right now
now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.
a gamer? & u use deodorant? be still my beating heart
Yup thatās right š *takes a bite out of it*Ā
i think you should pass away
Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times! Ā I wonder if Iāll ever live through major historical events!
Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr
I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but Iād wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.
This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?
reasons Iāve seen people staying on tumblr:
donāt understand twitter
donāt understand twitter
posts are in chronological order
spite
no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content
they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples
mega spite
Ā like normal spite but youāre posting dick pics before The End
Direct Contact with the Memes
god, wht the fuk even is twitter
they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like itās the Groundhogās Day movie
More reasons:
tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)
shitposting just isnāt the fking same anywhere else
like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka canāt be bothered)
This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family havenāt managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands
my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. Iāve curated it to the point that most of the time itās smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then itās gone again. Canāt get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.
none of the ads are relevent and itās beautiful
I swear if you donāt unmute this Iām going to be really upset