Gabario?

My name is Dingus, and I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on

[clem-style-deactivated20191229]

[dridersgeorg]

... the perfume department!

[shesaware]

when u listen to happy music

[that-twink-over-there]

Sometimes Tumblr ads are actually accurate

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

i got a headache :/

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

google says im gonna die

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

why is google sending you death threats for having a headache

[a-conical-hat]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[straightboyfriend]

your pussy is poggers as always babe

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

[cinematech]

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

[straightboyfriend]

a gamer? & u use deodorant? be still my beating heart

[what-in-the-name-of-god-can-i-b]

Yup that’s right 😏 *takes a bite out of it* 

[straightboyfriend]

i think you should pass away

[hotboyproblems]

[ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat]

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[bundibird]

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

[llamabeansforllamas]

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Yes

[insomniac-arrest]

reasons I’ve seen people staying on tumblr:

don’t understand twitter

don’t understand twitter

posts are in chronological order

spite

no other website has the same ambiance of gothic confusion and unrelatable obtuse content

they are a hapless pornbot who knows not of the end coming for their quivering female presenting nipples

mega spite

 like normal spite but you’re posting dick pics before The End

Direct Contact with the Memes

god, wht the fuk even is twitter

they tried to leave but woke up again on tumblr like it’s the Groundhog’s Day movie

[insomniac-arrest]

More reasons:

tumblr allows us to post in any format medium we choose (image, long text post, sound, or video)

shitposting just isn’t the fking same anywhere else

like some sort of ancient slumbering giant this is where we have laid for many a century and Will Not Get Up Again (aka can’t be bothered)

[cityelf]

This is the only godforsaken place I can have an open online presence where my fucking family haven’t managed to find me so you can pry it from my cold, dead, nippleless hands

[running-with-toast]

my tumblr dashboard is like a glass-bottom boat. I’ve curated it to the point that most of the time it’s smooth sailing, I see cool fish sometimes. And then sometimes, hundreds of meters down, I catch a tip of the fin of something really fucking weird, and then it’s gone again. Can’t get such a uniquely haunting experience like that anywhere else.

[ukulelecrow]

none of the ads are relevent and it’s beautiful

[demilypyro]

[babyanimalgifs]

I swear if you don’t unmute this I’m going to be really upset