dink

[dinkthefruitydevil]

just hit a kid going 50 something in a school zone. didn’t even turn around just couldn’t be bothered. can’t do this shit anymore why does everything bad happen to me 💅

[dinkthefruitydevil]

hey dude are you into fitness

listen here you pathetic worm. you may have thought that would’ve worked on me, but unfortunately for you i have an IQ akin to the greats (ie. albeit einstine, luffys battle iq, and kevin james) so your pathetic little preschool jokes won’t work on me.

“erm drrrr am i into fitness?”

“haha fitness this [vulgar extremity] into your mouth”

yeah nice joke….. NOT!!!! i’ve heard it a million NAY, a gajillion times and you really thought i would have fallen for it.

heres a real joke for you but you might not get it because you’re so low intelligence

ahemm

“why did the vampire stop eating red meat?”

“well gee, i don’t know, why?”

“because he heard STEAK (sounds like stake, aka a vampires weakness) was bad for the heart!”

that joke would make me all the rage at parties, if i was ever invited to one, and leave you alone and sitting in the corner!!

next time please think before engaging with someone like me, lest you be ready for the consequences of your actions…

[dinkthefruitydevil]

[dinkthefruitydevil]

chucklefuck tims after his wife took the kids due to his negligent behavior and cheating.

[dinkthefruitydevil]

why are your likes even public, hide like the rest of us

unlike you who hides in the shadows and cowers when a strong alpha, such as me, walks by, i’m able to proudly present myself to the world. i don’t need to hide behind an internet facade or worry about being judged by random strangers online. it’s called being an adult you absolute BUNK LOOSER, YOU KNOW WHAT EFF YOU.

“oh no someone’s gonna see i liked big fat boobs and cock”

WHAT? YOU SCARED OF LIKING THINGS??? IF YOURE ASHAMED TO LIKE SOMETHING WHY EVEN LIVE?? BE FREE ENJOY LIFE ITS SO SHORT STOP GIVING A SHIT WHAT PEOPLE THINK!

we only get one shot at life and i choose to be free and full of whimsy. where will you be at judgement day? will you be proud of who you are or will you cower like a dog at your fate?

[dinkthefruitydevil]

hello yes i would like to brag about all the cool stuff that came with my Blu-ray preorder

look how beautiful the marcille figure is she’s so perfect and cool

also the 1:1 mushroom is pretty swag too she enjoys sitting on my wailord it is her favorite activity

[dinkthefruitydevil]

I'm a long time dink fan and noticed that you liked not only one but two lewd pieces of art today. One of them was Falin from delicious in dungeon with her whole breasts out and one was Atom Eve from invincible with her nipples showing through her clothes. Have you taken a turn for the horny? For shame dink.... for shame.

listen here “anonymous,” yeah that’s right i know you’re a coward who won’t show their real face. i liked what some would consider LEWD and PROMISCUOUS art but unlike you, you FRICKING gooner, i can appreciate nude and slightly nsfw art for what it is. not everything needs to be WACKED off to you fucking PRECAMBRIAN AMOEBA. yeah that’s right i like a post with BIG FAT LESBIAN BOOBIES and also atom eve, but i have standards. i would:

1) NEVER JACK OFF TO FALIN

because she’s happily married to marcille

2) NEVER JACK OFF TO ATOM EVE

because i don’t feel like it/ i respect women

so listen here BOZO!!! get to appreciating art for what it is and not for what makes your cock TINGLE and learn to appreciate things. FAGGOT

sincerely,

a friggin pissed off dink

[dinkthefruitydevil]

marcille is so gay it’s unreal. she locked the hell in for those bird boobies. oh and happy lesbian week or something my fellow fruity dungeon meshi fans

[dinkthefruitydevil]

Given that Dungeon Meshi is 1/10 and that Frieren is 9999999999/10, why do you think (wrongly) that Dungeon Meshi is better?

listen here hater i don’t know who you are or what you’re problem is but you’ve gotta stop being mean to me RIGHT FRIGGIN NOW

*shows you my evil crimson fangs*

that’s right bub now i suggest you back the frig off before i loose my mind

*begins to lunge at you but my friends hold me back*

you’re so lucky theyre here to stop me or so help me…i think it’s best you leave.

[dinkthefruitydevil]

mickbells little evil glance at chilchuck in the background is so damn funny. what a little union hater.

[dinkthefruitydevil]

im so addicted to dungeon meshi i thought this stupid ass ad was chilchuck and laios yaoi…

[dinkthefruitydevil]

the foul creature must be booped

[dancwart]

It's the dawn of a new age

[dinkthefruitydevil]

she is not the next neco arc. if you unfunny gooners ruin her i will be sad

[dinkthefruitydevil]

she’s here and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. she will take over the internet and it’s your duty to protect her from gooners.

[dinkthefruitydevil]

i see no difference at all they’re literally the same person

[dinkthefruitydevil]

laioscoded

[cyanpepper8]

this composition is so cool, i love how the dragon is outlined across 3 panels

[dinkthefruitydevil]

this is honestly so impressive i don’t even have the words to describe how cool it is. theres probably a million other details like that that are yet to be discovered.