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[justbuffplease]

[dinosparkles]

So did anyone else catch that the CCTV footage Ruby had was filmed from "66 meters away" ... 66 meters = 73 yards

[mrsdylancarter]

hEY, cLUE CREW! It’s Big Island Mike Wazowski!

[alittlebit-gwen]

Cursed image 😂😂😂

[lethalneuroses]

dignitas in omnis

replayed wac and wanted to draw something to celebrate? idk

[dagny-silva]

Nancy Drew, an attractive girl of eighteen was driving home along a country road in her new, dark-blue convertible. She had just delivered some legal papers for her father. Her father, Carson Drew, a well-known lawyer in their home town of River Heights, frequently discussed puzzling aspects of cases with his blond, blue-eyed daughter.

–Nancy Drew #1: The Secret of the Old Clock

[shortvideosandstuff]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

[organicslut]

[crowsent]

remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

[lorigirard]

can we talk about the giant metal ramp at hilihili that is so steep that there’s no way anyone could climb up it like-

huh??

like you’re telling me this wouldn’t just work like a big metal slide??? it’s at a 45° angle!!!!!

[naancypants]

[american-teen-against-crime]

Nancy has experience with slides tho 

[american-teen-against-crime]

sooooo I was thinking about this post at 2:25 am

[lorigirard]

this is BEAUTIFUL

[professorhotchkissesta]

[getacluedrew]

Nancy coming to see Dr Craven like:

[dinosparkles]

Nancy said:

[algrenion]

my Local Neighbourhood Squirrel DEADASS just leapt onto my window pane, maybe a foot from where i am sitting and just fucking stared at me with his hands on the glass he violated my privacy and im calling the cops

[algrenion]

he stayed like this for like a straight ten seconds

[algrenion]

i put it on facebook and one of my best friends just fhkahjlkhaklhjgklhkljhKHKJHKFHSFKJ

[thebeastofblackmoor]

Casper

[iwantakokokringle]

Okay the blue notes spell out “cage a bad egg ace.” Is this supposed to mean something???

[thebeastofblackmoor]

“Imprison the bad guy, detective”

[iwantakokokringle]

[wanderingthroughwickford]

Nancy Drew villains + text post meme 

[ohsorudeminette-blog]

these are pure gold

[hardyfrank]

Joe Hardy’s MID design. You can probably tell from my url that I favor Frank, but Joe’s the only one I can draw decently lol. Also posted to Twitter [x].

[hardyfrank]

I tried drawing MID Deirdre and Frank this time. I like how Deirdre turned out, but I’m not so sure about Frank ><. But I’d still like to thank @concussions-and-clues for giving me a little push into at least attempting to draw MID Frank lol. Deirdre is my favorite suspect in the series, and Frank is probably my favorite friend; I love these two very much. Also posted to Twitter [x].

[dinosparkles]

This is beautiful. Thank you.

[thegoldengardenia-blog]

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I’ve wanted to do this for ages, and had a bit of time just now, so I came up with a quick arrangement based mostly on the piano in the original.

Guys, you have no idea how happy I felt playing this. I seriously want to make sheet music out of it or something, I just love this piece so much

[edwardsvirginity]

has anyone considered…. Cards Against Humanity: Twilight extension???

[lesbellaswan]

White cards:

There were three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was ____. Second, there was a part of him, and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be, that ___. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably ___.

_______. It’s time.

Beautiful? This is the skin of ______, Bella.

La Push baby. It’s. ________

_____ doesn’t really help the uncoordinated

Money, sex, money, sex. _______

Black cards:

Supermassive Black Hole playing while seven vampires play baseball

Stabbing Edward Cullen with a pencil

Catherine Hardwicke

A steaming cup of compost tea

Twilight but everyone is gay

Decode by Paramore

A Linkin Park CD

A teenage love story about sparkling vampires

A nomad vampire woman barefoot with leaves in her hair

Rejecting three guys after they ask you to a girl’s choice dance

A red Chevy from the 50s with a tendency to back fire

Watching someone sleep without their knowledge every night for months

A blue-tinted Pacific Northwest

You better hold on tight Spider-monkey

Vegetarian vampires

Using Mormonism as an excuse for racism and misogyny

Exploitation and manipulation of native cultures

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

I think you forget: “The wasting of _____ is everyone’s business.”

[vanishintoyou]

i can't believe i forgot that borhap was a spell in carry on

[thinginthedirt]

was commissioned by @krebstar to draw baz chillin in the library!

[mintaero]