Self Esteem, Eject

𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗

[dipsticktapedeck]

Welcome! Thanks for stopping by!

I do a little bit of everything on this blog, which is centered around Transformers (if you couldn't tell). I've had this blog for a while and I post off-and-on, just depends on what my life is like. Anyway, I just wanted to make an updated introduction post since my old one is like ancient at this point!

Things to Know:

-20.

-Bisexual.

-Genderfluid.

-Writer?

-Writing/reading fanfic sideblog is @tapedeckshoard.

I honestly just post whatever comes to mind, so you might see incorrect quotes, memes, wallpapers, icons, drawings, paintings, or writing. Some of the stuff I reblog/interact with might be NSFW, so be mindful of that!

If you ever have any questions or want to reach me, I am always happy to chat!

:3

[ofstarsandvibranium]

if bad guy, why sexy?

[albonoooo]

decidedly unfriendly reminder that fanfiction is written by real people with real feelings for free in their free time. it's a labour of love and something to cherish. if you come across a fic that you don't enjoy, that's totally fine, but it is your due diligence as a fellow fan and decent human being to click away. leaving mean comments, absurd rating systems or harassing writers in their inbox while hiding behind an anonymous icon is not an acceptable manner to behave in any fandom and online space ever. it's disgustingly entitled, wildly disrespectful and only serves to discourage people from sharing their writing in a community that is meant to be fun and supportive. the next time you read something you don't enjoy, stop reading it and move on with your day. read something you like and leave kudos and a nice comment there instead. have some common sense and don't be a fucking asshole. it's not that fucking difficult.

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

In a world in which Light Yagami forgot the Death Note in a fast food restaurant while he was running from the police in Jasper Nevada. Miko finds the notebook and the next day Megatron is declared dead...

As then late Starscream, then Shockwave, and so on and so on...

Sorry, I can't sleep...

[melishade]

Oh good lord the chaos.

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

You. YOU UNDERSTAND THE VISION!!!

[evetronia]

Have a Dilf for Father’s Day

[botmilf]

Wheeljack has come to appreciate sunsets on Earth.

A BIG Cybertronian sized thank-you to @dipsticktapedeck for commissioning me to draw their OC with tfp Wheeljack <3

Commissions are still open! DM me if interested!

[dipsticktapedeck]

Optimus: Do you think the children are okay?

Miko: If I drink this entire Monster do you think I’ll gain super powers?

Jack: The other day I almost got ran over and I kinda regret moving out of the way.

Raf: I’m barely in high school and I’m already too old for this.

Ratchet: They seem fine to me.

[hotdogmchiggin]

I had the mental image of this stuck in my head for like a week

[robobrainrot]

R….Ratchet… Whatcha looking at there? Important research…?

[plokoonsdisapprovingeyebrows]

#ratchet: ‘they have the same sense of humor as me. they’re fine.’

this tag is fuckin hilarious and also like. can you imagine tfp if this was true? the bots bring the kids home like “i’m sure we can keep these tiny children safe without any trouble!!”

and as soon as they feel remotely comfortable, they open their mouths and this shit comes out?

bulkhead turns to ratchet. “hey doc, since when did you reproduce?”

[earthstellar]

Optimus: How was your week at school, children?

Jack: I mean, I don’t want to die, but I wouldn’t fight to stay alive. You know? 

Optimus: [Internal Comms - Arcee, report back to the base swiftly once your patrol is completed; I wish to discuss Jackson’s welfare. My concerns are not immediate, however, I believe you will be able to afford me with additional insight before I determine if any safeguarding actions may be appropriate.] 

Arcee: [Internal Comms - …Acknowledged, Boss.]

Miko: I got detention again, my foster parents are threatening to ship me back to Japan. They’ll have to put me in a body bag first. 

Raf: Uh, I think we’re all pretty tired… I got a B in History today, my mom’s gonna be furious, and I’m so exhausted I might fall asleep before it’s time to go home. 

Ratchet: Perfectly understandable. I believe humans benefit from recreational engagement with familiar activities; I have repaired the television monitor for you and the others, so you may play the Grand Theft Auto game. 

Jack: Thank you. I’m serious, thank you. 

Ratchet: Yes, yes… Although I still find it a barbaric piece of media, blowing up random citizen class vehicles simply looking to refuel! 

Jack: Ratch, I have to blow up the gas station in the game or I don’t get enough points to get to the next level. 

Ratchet: As I said– Barbaric! 

Optimus: [Internal Comms - Arcee, I do not mean to cause alarm, but I believe it may be best if you expedite your return to base.] 

[operation-breakdown]

[staticnonapus]

Since in the world of transformers series most of the earth urban legends/mysteries were related to transformers

Maybe the slender man is just tfp soundwave

[pixelartpeach]

The entirety of Transformers: Prime should just be renamed this

[sstrawberrysalsa]

🌟STRAWBERRY SALSA JUNE SH0P RE0PENING!!🌟

Happy Pride month! a shop update that ive worked very hard is now up!

24 new stickers! 🤖 12 Transformers stickers! 🐄🌈 12 Pride Moos stickers! (more to be added!)

5 stickers have been changed 🐮🍰 Sweet Moos designs have been updated!

Ships Worldwide!

Visit SalsaDiFragola's Ko-fi Shop!

I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!

[stinkytrashman]

[dipsticktapedeck]

[r0sh11]

MY HONEST OPINION

[botmilf]

COMMISSION from @ratica! me drawing Starscream: i love this strong and independent woman

Commissions are still open btw ya'll! DM to secure your spots.

[hi-there-buddies]

People gotta realize that Optimus Prime is only an archivist in ONE continuity of transformers. People, Transformers One is allowed to come up with a new backstory. It’s what every single iteration does, INCLUDING the aligned continuity. Optimus Prime wasn’t originally a librarian, and that shouldn’t be his definitive backstory for every other continuity to come.

[dipsticktapedeck]

I completely understand this, but I think people are upset because the backstory for Optimus as Orion Pax the iacon data clerk was so compelling. It was perfectly suited to his character and made sense.

Of course new iterations are allowed to change, but I think people are rubbed the wrong way by TF One because it’s changing his character to a weird degree. It doesn’t feel like him at this point, if that makes sense.

I think it’ll be a cute movie, but I don’t think it’ll be done nearly as well as TFP did it with his and Megatron’s backstory.

[dipsticktapedeck]

I had to call off work w a migraine. Why does my body hate me? The world may never know.