Please

S.L.U.T (who gave me the right to write this as a 14 year old)

[samisoffthewall]

[meanplastic]

DELEteee

[just-shower-thoughts]

If both sexes had to climax during intercourse for a child to be born a lot less children would be born.

[just-shower-thoughts]

One day, the internet will be older than every living human.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not having a case on your iPhone is like having sex without a condom, it feels great but something bad is bound to happen.

[anthonyconh]

Lo bueno de los domingos es el tiempo y sobre todo la comida, no se si en familia o no, pero lo importante es comer.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The acronym for “Social Anxiety Disorder” is “Sad”.

[namumula-moved-deactivated20190]

when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with only one theory and it’s about aliens

[one-pointperspective-deactivate]

when

[totallyradicalblog-blog]

Opinion: God is a Woman hasn’t had nearly the same pushback against it for being transphobic as Pynk because God is a Woman is about fucking a man

[artemiswasamerf]

I hate that a song is being percieved as “feminist” when it is about how good a woman is at sex so the guy thinks God is a female.

[spencer-shayy-archive]

My feelings for Ariana Grande fluctuate day to day but for the most part I do like her but no i wouldn’t call her a feminist. Most of her songs are about fucking a man. That’s not feminist.

[directionerloveyuri21]

Yeah yeah or maybe it’s just a fucking song

[citycrushed-deactivated20180408]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pregnancy announcements are just telling the world that you’ve had sex in a more socially acceptable fashion

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bitter-badfem-harpy]

I feel personally attacked lmao

[spencer-shayy-archive]

Dammit this is all me

[365daysinalife]

Daniel Radcliffe:  Time Traveler

[maxanaxam]

This just in: Daniel Radcliffe is a genderfluid immortal

[maiabobaia]

Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too. 

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors. 

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights. 

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched. 

6. If  child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment. 

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years. 

8. Racism is just not a thing. 

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus. 

10. The motherlode cheat. 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough

[just-shower-thoughts]

The voice in yor head can sing perfectly and talk dialects, that you can’t.

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

facebook: u have a memory from 2011

me: *reads the post I made as a 12 year old* …bitch what were u on.