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@director-oshiro
Greetings.
I created this 'blog' for professional reasons and research only. It has come to my attention that certain individuals reside on this site who require monitoring. Mainly, @detective-luca-montoya and her little group of amateurs.
I’m his husband Detective Chief Inspector Tomas Silva. I’m also here.
Send in a question, if it's interesting enough.
Uhhh have any of you lot heard from my Dad??? This is serious. I was calling him between lessons whilst at work, and he was meant to meet me and my sister for dinner this evening. It's seriously not like him to not so much as text us a little "sorry, can't make it", even if he's really sucked up at work. -- I called his partner too, and she said he didn't show up to work.....
@artofdeductionbysholmes @atamh @detective-luca-montoya @snakeob-duke please have any of you lot gotten any word from him today at all??? Is he dying in a fucking hospital bed @johnhwatsonblog??? Please someone talk to me. I'm totally freaked out, he's never ignored me for this long.
RL
Disappearing men is a theme now, isn’t it.
I haven’t spoken to your dad, love, but we’re going to find him asap.
@artofdeductionbysholmes right?
He did pull an all-nighter with me yesterday. Claimed he wanted a few hours of sleep before heading back to NSY for his next shift. Did he ever make it home?
@atamh Check the CCTV outside Lestrade's flat. If he never made it in, we'll know where to start.
You appear to mistake me for someone who takes orders, when in fact I am the one accustomed to giving them.
@cigarette-cases isn’t seen on the CCTV footage, but we are following his signal through east London.
And yet, you do as asked anyway.
Enough of the bloody banter. @atamh where is the signal at right now? The twats at Scotland Yard aren't taking this seriously, so I'll take matters into my own hands. Lining up a supply teacher for the rest of the week.
RL
It is best not to get involved, Miss Lestrade.
For your own sake.
MH
I'm a big girl. And far more stubborn than you claim Dad is. And highly caffeinated.
RL
I see.
@artofdeductionbysholmes @johnhwatsonblog Reinforcements en route. Coordinates sent by text. I repeat: Do not improvise.
MH
I need an update here, Mycroft. Graham's phone was there, but he wasn't. And the place—spotless. Scrubbed clean. Not a single trace of where he could be now. You must have something I don't.
@cigarette-cases I assume your father hasn't returned home by now?
The Detective Inspector (@cigarette-cases) was recovered from an abandoned container at the Haven; bound, disoriented, and mildly dehydrated. He has been transferred to King’s College Hospital, where he is now receiving treatment.
Though officially unfit for questioning, I have already spoken with him. I shall call on you (@artofdeductionbysholmes ) and Dr. Watson (@johnhwatsonblog ) shortly to convey what he disclosed.
MH
I prefer to interview the Detective Inspector myself to ensure the correct questions are asked.
Who did this, Mycroft? Why was Lestrade targeted? Was it a message sent to me—or to you?
Why? Isn't it obvious? He starts work on the Bankside case and immediately gets kidnapped!
This has gone too far.
@artofdeductionbysholmes - I'll tell you everything I know. Probably should have done so earlier...
He could have died. You sat on information and let him suffer? If you think that won't come back to you — Mycroft will see to it. He doesn't take kindly to betrayal, especially when it involves one of ours. And neither do I.
Spit it out!
@atamh
N-no! I had no idea about this- it's all gone out of control! This was supposed to be a bachelor party! Not... this!
@snakeob-duke @johnhwatsonblog @clara-the-independent @therealharrywatson back me up here!
The last thing I need is Holmes gunning for my life again...
Can confirm, Detective. I have the files with the party planning records to prove it.
Luca you are very lucky I’m a great secretary
Quite. This was supposed to be a 'clever fun time' (not my own words) but it's clearly spiraled out of hand. -K.O.
A bachelor party? Explain.
Okay Holmes, let’s break this down slowly, who do we know who likes mysteries AND is about to get married?
Granted things went VERY wrong apparently
You know, the time you were in drag for a case? You posted the photo a couple of months ago. Beautiful dress and you. Was that one from uncle Rudy?
No, it wasn't. We have different sizes. Obviously.
SH
Our mother's tastes are also far more refined. -G.O.
Day’s still young and I’ve already received 20 Father’s Day cards. Koya @detective-luca-montoya please stop egging on the new guys to put them on my desk. The card is lovely but I still don’t get the joke.
Do you observe all of your family members or just Koya? Because it looks like you have a pretty big family, so that seems like a lot of bugs to hide…
"Observe" is so such a strong word. I prefer the term "careful watch."
I have alternative methods.
Mycroft, I think you're a bit of a helicopter brother to Sherlock. Actually, I'd say you're the most extreme example of helicopter brothering in the entire nation. You should read those "signs that I'm a helicopter parent" articles; they might offer you advice on how to break the habit.
Assuming I want to break the habit.
I believe it's best I stay in control touch at all times. See it as strategic damage control.
Though, thank you for the unsolicited psychological profile.
MH
I see being freakishly controlling is a family trait @director-oshiro
My cousin is correct in his assessment, I'm afraid. Such monitoring is necessary, especially when dealing with certain individuals.
-G.O.
Did you successfully warm Sherlock up? Was tea involved?
After he was warmed up, yes.
You're always radiating heat, John. I now understand why they've nicknamed you 'Dr. Hotson'. Absurd, obviously—but surprisingly accurate.
And that’s…. The WHOLE reason for the nickname?
What other reason(s) could there possibly be? Enlighten me.
Well maybe call me simple but if someone at work gave a nickname like that to my husband I would assume they were trying to flirt with him.
So, it's not related to his body temperature?
If I was a gambling man I would say no. Which is more likely, that multiple people in his line of work want to get in his pants or that just as many of them have cuddled him enough to make a nickname off his body heat?
Did you successfully warm Sherlock up? Was tea involved?
After he was warmed up, yes.
You're always radiating heat, John. I now understand why they've nicknamed you 'Dr. Hotson'. Absurd, obviously—but surprisingly accurate.
And that’s…. The WHOLE reason for the nickname?
What other reason(s) could there possibly be? Enlighten me.
Well maybe call me simple but if someone at work gave a nickname like that to my husband I would assume they were trying to flirt with him.
Did you successfully warm Sherlock up? Was tea involved?
After he was warmed up, yes.
You're always radiating heat, John. I now understand why they've nicknamed you 'Dr. Hotson'. Absurd, obviously—but surprisingly accurate.
And that’s…. The WHOLE reason for the nickname?
@director-oshiro @detective-luca-montoya Happy Pride month bc yall gay and stuff
Thank you, Jacob.
-G.O.
Thank you? I think?
@director-oshiro @detective-luca-montoya Happy Pride month bc yall gay and stuff
Thank you, Jacob.
-G.O.
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
Oh fuck. Love, please calm down I’m already on my way to your office. Also you know you don’t have to call me by my last name since we are married.
Don't exchange private information over social media! They may be listening! -G.O.
No one is listening I promise
Well I guess technically are listening but like… we’re not a threat we swear.
Clio you just extorted this poor dude for his foot
Shhh!
You did WHAT-
-G.O.
🫣 Well funny story, Love…
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
Oh fuck. Love, please calm down I’m already on my way to your office. Also you know you don’t have to call me by my last name since we are married.
Don't exchange private information over social media! They may be listening! -G.O.
No one is listening I promise
Well I guess technically are listening but like… we’re not a threat we swear.
Clio you just extorted this poor dude for his foot
Shhh!
You did WHAT-
-G.O.
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
Oh fuck. Love, please calm down I’m already on my way to your office. Also you know you don’t have to call me by my last name since we are married.
Don't exchange private information over social media! They may be listening! -G.O.
No one is listening I promise
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
Oh fuck. Love, please calm down I’m already on my way to your office. Also you know you don’t have to call me by my last name since we are married.
Don't exchange private information over social media! They may be listening! -G.O.
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
Oh fuck. Love, please calm down I’m already on my way to your office. Also you know you don’t have to call me by my last name since we are married.
I have received a THREAT to my husband's life! Whoever left his prosthetic foot at my office door, rest assured I will find you and you will rot in the depths of the darkest prison I can find!
Silva, call me IMMEDIATELY!
-G.O.
