Everything Is Connected

Just a weirdo.

[rejisol]

ah yes, functional gay and disaster bi solidarity, sunshine and punk edition

[taccuinodiunasognatrice]

In Dirk Gently’s fandom we don’t say “I don’t know what I’m doing”, we say “I always end up exactly where I need to be despite the fact it’s rarely where I intended to go” and I think that’s beautiful.

[clowniconography]

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I love you” we say “because I’m your friend” and I think that’s beautiful

[dirkgentlyandfriends]

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I know” we say “I’m WILDLY aware”

[rositaspigtail]

In Dirk Gently fandom we don’t hug people to comfort them. We poke them slightly awkwardly with one finger.

[gentlyundercover]

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t threaten to kill people, we just walk past them and watch them drop dead, and I think that’s beautiful

[backatthebein]

In the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I would die for you” we say “try not to get shot in it” and I think that’s beautiful

[no-i-dont-even-like-coffee]

in the Dirk Gently fandom we don’t say “I’m claustrophobic” we say “no I don’t even like coffee” and I think that’s beautiful

[llamacrabz]

We are Disaster Nerds/Dirktectives and this is the kindest and the best Fandom I’ve ever been in and I think that’s beautiful

[princessparadoxical]

Headcanon that they have to use an authentic longbow at some point during a future case and Dirk forgets what it’s called and calls it “an acoustic version of that electric crossbow you had, Todd ”

[clowniconography]

todd: god this guy is so fucking annoying i can’t wait to get him off my back and continue my boring ass life

todd not even two weeks later: literally uproots himself and runs from the cia for over a month just for the sake of the aforementioned guy

[tulapanna-art]

Ok, I just can’t

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

I have so many questions

[clowniconography]

If Dirk Gently were a food he’d be one of those over the top candy milkshakes that get featured in buzzfeed articles

[clowniconography]

this one specifically:

the gayest one

[everythingremainsconnected]

Todd would be a cup of old coffee in a cracked mug…

[clowniconography]

Farah: expensive and addictive energy drink

Amanda: gummy bear flavored tea

[chiefofboatwatsonstittymug]

Ken: cheap and addictive energy drink, very sweet but makes you kind of jittery

The Rowdy 3: pan galactic gargle blasters

[clowniconography]

Bart: literally just straight up whiskey

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

Tina would be a pop tart flavored milkshake

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

I Got A Yellow Leather Jacket And I'm so Happy

[dxderailed]

I accidentally typed “rowdy :3” but that’s honestly accurate

[coffee-ink-spots-no-sleep-deact]

Vogel is adorable. Reblog if you agree.

[farahblackwing]

↖️ this user wants a third season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

[prettyodd-art]

Break into some bellhop dude’s apartment and make him your assistant and friend even though he thinks you’re weird?

*snaps fingers* DID IT!

Escape a death maze? *snaps fingers* DID IT!

Solve a case that has to do with body-swapping and time travel? *snaps fingers* DID IT!

Totally fall in love with one of your friends (the smol bellhop guy one) and think he’s perfect? *snaps fingers* DID IT!!

Get kidnapped and tied up by Beast who totally digs you and wants you to be her boyfriend? *snaps fingers* BIBBIT!!!!!!

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

And the award for The Best Textpost I've ever seen goes to @prettyodd-art

[princessparadoxical]

Friendly reminder that Dirk Gently was confronted by a gun-wielding villain in a bathroom and his immediate response to “YOU?” was essentially “HELLO FRIEND YES IT IS INDEED ME” before throwing a handful of business cards and stealing a dog.

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

Dirk: You’re gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late!

Todd: Joke’s on you, I’m gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

Dirk: *pulls curtain back while Todd is in the shower* are you- stop screaming, it's me- are you all out of cereal??

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

I wish not to be questioned.

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

Dirk: How do you take your coffee?

Todd: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Dirk: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

[lesbianightwing]

cashier: your total is $6.59-

silas dengdamoor: I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND PANTO TROST

[dirk-gentlys-jacket]

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