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[medievaljournalist]

the finches nesting in the monastery have evolved tonsures

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings

[beelur]

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[pmamtraveller]

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

[indigosfindings]

admonishing teacher: and would you still behave this way if the earth cracked open to reveal an unyielding tract of slavering organs ?

naughty child: i would unveil my terrible opus

moral: the child's opus is too hideous to behold

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

[mirmulmir]

aposematism anxiety

[potatoheadinwonderland-deactiva]

yea im in the toyota silverfish outside

[bunkey]

[zebruh]

my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP

[zebruh]

hey anon I have feelings for you

[unnaturalist]

[bigender2]

hi👋 its me the angel that lives in your car cd player. i was wondering if i could use your gps to make a bigger nest in here? its okay ill be your gps afterwards. you can trust me. no i promise i wont do the hagfish slime thing again.

[herpsandbirds]

Alpine Newts (Ichthyosaura alpestris), family Salamandridae, found across much of Europe

photograph by Joxerra Aihartza

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

[skoople]

im so tired i wish i was a whiptail scorpion lovingly tended to by a childless single 38 year old software engineer