neocock

24 he/him 🇮🇪

[bsaka7]

excerpts from erin in the morning's article on the ioc's ban on transgender women and sex testing policy

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[digitalfossils]

Snuffy's Puppies (1998)

[patterncircus]

pinkpantherss for blanc magazine

[strapcreep]

@neocock and i straight up closed our ldr gap and celebrated our four year anniversary and he bought a flat so we’ve been cleaning away at it slowly but surely. very happies

[neocock]

We celebrate on the pee stairs 🥂

[thanksbrunette]

[choco-cakes]

via

[miamaimania]

“Midnight-blue-cheese” (2019) ☽ Wim Legrand — surreal painting

[jepic-angel-in-dog-heaven]

i love lemon key face it's the best thing from the high rage comic era besides bad luck brian

[facethefool]

cianotype mixed with agar in petri dish

[vesselforsale]

VINTAGE 1970s NOVELTY MUG | LISTING 

[tiredskeletonphotography]

Matchbox pinhole camera 30s exposure

Film canister pinhole camera 5s exposure

Expired Kodak Gold 200

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[jasper-dixon]

Can't wait personally.

source: [x]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

PARENT: I got "rubber duck" for my child's "bath" and she loves it.

AUTISM RESPONSE: Rubber ducks and other rubber bath toys can accumulate mold on the inside because of small holes underneath where moisture becomes trapped. The mold often goes unnoticed because it's not visible from the outside.

CORRECT RESPONSE(?): That's nice, I am unaware of how mold could impact this situation.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Customer: Forgot to put my orange juice on the conveyer belt.

PENDING RESPONSE: That particular brand is currently being sued for sanitation issues in its factory the next town over

IMPORTANT NOTIFICATION⚠️: A grocery store cashier is supposed to successfully sell items to "customer"

[whitemacklemore]

BLACK EYED PENIS ELEMENTAL ABILITYS

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