miles edgeworth monday

theo. world record holder for most hdmi cords

[ahno-nimus]

it's a common misconception that five plus eight is thirteen. actually five plus eight equals the skull

[evilwizard]

SCARY MATH works in a whole different way that scientists don’t understand yet

[egberts]

hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one

[evilwizard]

it’s just me

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[scalpho]

"mwahahaha" could be an evil laugh but it could also be "mwah ahaha" like someone kissing you and then laughing joyously because they love you

[blaklyte]

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[alivehouse]

what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

[pukicho]

You won't believe me when I say this, but one color, plus another color, equals another color

[someone-official]

Inspiring words. What about numbers?

[pukicho]

Numbers? I'll leave that wacky shit to bigwigs up at Harvard

[wizardshark]

A level 99 blacksmith just offered bottom surgery with mythril but idkkkk chat what kind of enchantments should I put on that thang?

[grimoiremanifest]

bane of arthropods. i won't disclose anything but you'll need it for later. trust me on this one

[wizardshark]

i would really prefer a spoiler in this case

[evilwizard]

they’re putting me in the ancient sword tomorrow

[jame7t]

My dark quest for a bite to eat

[jame7t]

They’re stealing my shit

[evilwizard]

i heard they’re adding a new creature to the nighttime

[thebloodthirstyavatar]

Owl 2

[evilwizard]

yeah it’s owl 2

[evilwizard]

fuck i think i left my arcane talisman of +2 jumping in one of the village’s many random large breakable pots

[amateur-wizard]

FUUUCK when you told me to hide the Golden Idol of Divine Resilience I put it on a ledge only accessible with a boosted jump....

[evilwizard]

dude we are fucking screwed

[nativejedi]

I miss her hole (the headphone jack on the cell phone)

[jame7t]

Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Devils Hole Pupfish

Cyprinodon diabolis

[jame7t]

Well Ok I like this

[wizardshark]

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

[wizardshark]

Give me the fucking amulet

[evilwizard]

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: at t. ’ a at ctg a ac g tat t a t aa t gg ca aa

Closest match: Lepadogaster purpurea genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: (Bigger, Scarier) Cornish Sucker

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[evilwizard]

i like his sinister aura and can-do attitude 👍

[crippled-peeper]

my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care