honestly,

i'm feelin' so attacked rn

[msfunnybones]

#friendshipgoals

[dirtythingsmyteacherssay]

"you'll be lucky if that fits"

[soundofpink-deactivated20230417]

Me: *playing game* Character: *says a swear* Me: woah!

[deadlykillerqueen]

[sealfie]

today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy’s Siri speaks out of nowhere and says “excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working”

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[neeka-neko-deactivated20160625]

may you not leak even once

[thatsthat24]

why does your ass refuse to quit?

In this economy? It can’t afford to quit.

[righteousindulgence]

iconic

[dirtythingsmyteacherssay]

"Clinton was a compromiser" yeah we know

[leftoversalad]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Leftover Salad

[frankoceanfanclub]

im losing my mind

[autohaste]

My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust

[euthanizeallwhitepeople-deactiv]

oh

my

god

[werewolf1997]

do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?

[frankoceanfanclub]

Lmfao look at this comment

[syedmasood]

I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something

[shuttersmiley]

The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.

[streetcash]

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

[joyousnuance]

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

[odin-n-out]

WOW

[kylvit-deactivated20141218]

[oopswrongpersons]

[dirtythingsmyteacherssay]

"the military needs to pull out"