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I'm Alex and this is my pawn shop

[evangelionreference]

play this at my funeral

[hyumjim]

have to assume this persons hands were shaking so bad cause my guy owned them so hard

[weirdness-is-good]

[bgm05]

[just-sans-things]

[theonion]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[byjove]

suspicious…

[byjove]

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

[byjove]

edibility is FAFO

[gingik]

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[sofuton]

[dogpuppy]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[chips1977]

I drank elvis water