Im a perfectly normal little girl

18+ only, I am an adult and don't feel like censoring myself for under 18, sorry guys but I will block you. We are Snow and we're trans, queer, and disabled. I'm 27 with a degree and no clue what to do. I have DID with fictives and that will be bleeding into my postings, if you have questions my inbox is open.

[kankat11]

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[jennyforeigner]

Just got a chatgpt ad where the use case was "can't decide a new years resolution". I can't think of anything more sad than needing a robot to tell you what your own ambitions are. Loser shit.

[maeve-an-bhanchainti]

the ad where the use was "what recipe should I make on a first date" pisses me off so much. if I went on a first date w someone and they cooked and then said "yeah chat gpt told me what to cook for you" there would not be a second date. if you can't bother to use your own brain why would anyone spend time with you

[maeamian]

If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline [phone]) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.

[maeamian]

You can reblog this without your thoughts about the US Military, btw, that's allowed.

[helltothenaw]

In fact: you SHOULD share it without your thoughts on the US Military. If someone in the military sees this number and is considering it, they already know. Just let them see the resource.

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

[renthony]

Three things to always do in rich neighborhoods when you're poor:

Thrifting

Yard sale browsing

Dumpster diving

[renthony]

Explanation:

People with a higher amount of disposable income are more likely to get rid of clothes that are still in good condition, while poor people are more likely to wear clothes until they fall apart. Donating old items to thrift stores has exploded in popularity over the past few years. Shopping at thrift stores closer to wealthier areas means you can usually find really good-quality stuff, especially clothing, at a higher rate than shops in poorer areas.

Yard sales in rich areas are almost always either estate sales or hosted by someone who's thinking, "I don't really need the money, I just want to get this stuff out of my house, so I'll take whatever you offer for it." My mom has scored super expensive stuff for like $5 because the seller was more worried about unloading old stuff than making a profit. I've found rare books for fifty cents. It's dope as hell.

Rich people throw out so much shit that's still usable. Furniture, clothing, electronics, even food that's still good and in the packaging. I have scored so much shit that rich people just tossed in the trash. It's great. Shops in rich areas have dumpsters overflowing with high-dollar items. (Disclaimer: dumpster diving can be risky, do it at your own risk, etc., etc.)

[therushingriver]

Also in my experience dumpster diving at dorms at the end of the school year is awesome. I have seen working tvs, couches, paintings etc it sucks that they're just throwing stuff in the trash but you can save it andget a bunch of cool stuff!

[headspace-hotel]

Pro tips

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[ajani]

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

[aracle]

as an animation professional, i can tell you the official term for this is “giving up!”

[parkchanwoohoo]

This man's an expert

[dozingpeach]

PEER REVIEWED, THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE ADDITION

[byjove]

When I came out as a lesbian at 13 (long story, am a bisexual man now) one of my dad’s friends gave me a gag gift shirt he had laying around that he was too embarrassed to wear. It said ‘FBI: FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR’ which is an absolutely terrible shirt for a middle aged man to walk around in but wildly funny for a teenage lesbian. And yes, I did wear it. Not to school but frequently at home.

[byjove]

Tangentially related story: was once in a gas station with my friend who was a lesbian and she spied a bumper sticker that said ‘I ❤️ GRITS (Girls Raised in the South)’ in a really ugly fond, obviously aimed towards the heterosexual ‘southern pride’ redneck guy demographic but she immediately made a b-line for it and bought it. Another one of those things that is amusing for a teenage lesbian but a massive red flag for a middle aged man.

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

[mx-macintosh]

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

[weresoul]

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

[thatpreciousthing]

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

[oreramar]

Every time I'm forced by circumstance to hand-sew something, I remember a fairytale I once read. There are lead-up shenanigans as the humble protagonist helps small animals and meets the princess and all that, but in the climax, the princess rigs a contest for her hand by setting her own task: sew her a dress in a single night.

The noble suitors, who have never sewn a thing in their lives, sabotage themselves by their own ambitions: they choose difficult fabrics to work with and cut huge, elaborate patterns and select gems and pearls and beads to sew onto it, and snip such long bits of thread that they lose time detangling their stitches, and ultimately resort to pinning bits together as they run out of time, so that their offerings initially look beautiful and flashy, but when the princess tries them on they stick her with pin ends and fall apart as she moves.

The humble protagonist uses a very simple pattern without embellishments and sews using short lengths of thread (snipped off and threaded for him by little birds of course) which don't tangle and therefore save time. His dress is plain by contrast, but holds together and the princess is able to move freely in it, and so he wins the contest and her hand.

I particularly think about the bit about threading the needle with shorter lengths of thread, needing to tie off more often but avoiding tangles and thereby saving time.

I then ignore that piece of wisdom passed down through who knows how many years and proceed to cut the longest damn length of thread I can manage because I hate tying off beginning or ending knots and I will not subject myself to more of that even if it does mean more tangles along the way.

[onelittlekingdom]

Tell me “No” every once in a while so I don’t get nervous that you have shitty boundaries.

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[shamebats]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes some languages like French or Thai or Japanese have nonsensical or weird spelling but you can already read English so you should be used to that by now

[what-even-is-thiss]

Look at Thai. This script is very old. Many of these sounds don’t exist like that anymore. Do not panic. You know how to read knife. You are battle hardened already.

Japanese kanji have many different sound and meaning. Too many. However, you can already deal with things that don’t make sense. You have conquered deer and dear. You have learned to deal with phishing and fishing. You can do this.

[what-even-is-thiss]

French have many silent letters, but so do we. Grab French by the throat. Choke it to death to assert dominance.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve seen two different reactions from people who speak or learn these languages

1. Um no our system is very logical actually what are you talking about English is way worse

2. I think you’re underselling just how nightmarish our system is actually like I nearly died learning how to read

[bold-baddie]

[charlesoberonn]

[henstomper]

slightly worried by how many people seem to have been taking the things they see online at face value before genai was a thing

[henstomper]

"it sucks that genAI means i have to verify everything i see online now!" you shoulda been doing that anyway though

[henstomper]

remembered im posting this on the infinite chocolate website

[dungeonmastersdiary]

Proud DM