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i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

gummy-worms-in-my-brain

there you go dear internet stranger, proud of ya for making through this year

sunnyvicky

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A textured, coloured, cartoony digital drawing of someone with antennae outstretching their paw to give the viewer a gold star, reading "Survived 2025"

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uinferno

lesbianshepard

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

lesbianshepard

by zeus this can’t be happening

hummingbirdsaltimolockia

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

chucktaylorupset

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

wantonlywindswept

does it look like this

vickythestrange

birdsareblooming

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

birdsareblooming

holy shit is that kate bush

were-writes

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

were-writes

You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.

sci-the-superb

you. you get it.

(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)

deadblogdontlook

Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight

krshush

#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind (@remnantofahero)

silver-tongues-blog

I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi

marlynnofmany

“No capes!”

“Game on, then.”

cheeseanonioncrisps

Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.

rottenbutrecovering

Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK

localcanadiancryptid22

Oof poor guy

artificialverse

He still acts this way in the normal comics, there’s just a cat there to perceive and acknowledge him.

This is how he would look to a normal bystander as well.

the-a-j-universe

Yeah 'cause like, remember, he cannot hear when Garfield "speaks". That's just for our benefit.

fresh-bag-of-ham

real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

princeofsparkles

Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either

lady-writes

#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed

wenellyb

missmitchieg

tiny-feisty-gay

while we’re at it, subtext in older media that legitimately could not portray the queerness they wanted to is also not queerbaiting

inked-violets

On a similar note, a creative team having its queer rep efforts squashed by a publisher is, also, not queerbaiting.

xanaxfarts

4000cc breast implants :)

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

edgebug