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is this gonna get me fired you think
Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too
[source: https://twitter.com/nasacertified/status/1273798595314167814]
#watching this monkey peel of the stringy bits#drop them on the baby’s head#meticulously remove them#and clean off the stump#then wolf down that banana#is just really great#like a fussy little person
Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures
i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.
there you go dear internet stranger, proud of ya for making through this year
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if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.
by zeus this can’t be happening
do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first
*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document
does it look like this
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
holy shit is that kate bush
Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?
You know what, another layer of difficulty is when you’re thinking about villains, and the wise words of Megamind come into your head. You don’t just want your child to be just a regular villain. But how do you make your villain a Supervillain with no cape? Where is the drama? But Edna says no capes, you must deny them the flair. It is impossible to please them both, and it’s tearing this family apart.
you. you get it.
(tags via @jeremiahsmysteriosotouch)
Counteroffer: Big dramatic cloak to protect your identity that you drop on the floor before every fight
#there are two wolves inside you #one is edna mode #the other is megamind (@remnantofahero)
I can’t believe the compromise is Obi-Wan Kenobi
“No capes!”
“Game on, then.”
Okay, but I love that Gandalf is just dropping his cloak to reveal another, slightly smaller cloak underneath it.
Garfield without garfield comics are an absolute treasure trove for mentally ill moods just LOOK
Oof poor guy
He still acts this way in the normal comics, there’s just a cat there to perceive and acknowledge him.
This is how he would look to a normal bystander as well.
Yeah 'cause like, remember, he cannot hear when Garfield "speaks". That's just for our benefit.
real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting
Real people figuring out they’re queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either
#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed
while we’re at it, subtext in older media that legitimately could not portray the queerness they wanted to is also not queerbaiting
On a similar note, a creative team having its queer rep efforts squashed by a publisher is, also, not queerbaiting.
4000cc breast implants :)
need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"
your brain is unfathomably colossal