fanfiction goblin

Fanfic writer, roleplayer, reblogger. Pfp is Ray Willow, my oc, art by Faceless-crowd

[disappointedwaffles]

Hello! I'm disappointedwaffles, but most people call me Waffles (they/them) (Xey/Xeir)

I do roleplay, crochet, writing, fandom stuff, probably more i've forgotten

Other Blogs:

@the-dead-verdanian-prince (green prince's dead lover- silksong roleplay)

@ray-the-medic (Triangle Agency roleplay)

@ask-ray-willow (More general roleplay, but they belong to Uncanny Valley roleplay community)

@waffles-whumps (my whumpy alt blog, for when it gets too much for the main

I CHANGED MY A03 USERNAME I WAS FORMERLY OWLFACE612 NOW I AM waffleswrites

ao3 found here

Bsky found here but I never post there

#breakfast speaks (for ask answering and talking)

FANART FOR MY FICCCCCC

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💬 2  🔁 6  ❤️ 52 · Interpretations of the heroes from @disappointedwaffles ' vigilante AU ! My take on Mimic and Fractal (Legend and Four) i

dividers by @uzmacchiato

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[agentukelele]

Stop dehumanizing nonbinary people by calling us Thems.

Stop making posts about Men, about Women, and then Theys. We deserve to be called what our gender is, even if some do go by they/them.

Stop assuming we all go by they. I'm an It with neopronouns. Some folks use He and She. Some of us hate They being used for us.

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[disappointedwaffles]

i had a dream about one of those stupid games where the male pc fucks around on a farm for a while and then has to choose between the brunette with glasses he's been dating or a pretty blonde idiot. I was pleasantly surprised when the dream suddenly pivoted to a visual novel-style romance between the two girls, and they end up in a happy polyamorus relationship.

Then the dream swapped one more time and I was suddenly watching a tv show of said relationship, in which pretty dumb blonde was actually a witch and had to hide a bunch of her potion ingredients (live evil moths) before her girlfriend could notice she used them to make the cookies for the festival today

[great-and-small]

Had a woman bring in her ferret for an exam and when I went into the room a second ferret poked its head out of her bag. In delighted surprise I exclaimed “oh you have two!” and she immediately responded “yes, I’m a small business owner”

Have to admit it took me a second

[quastions-i-dont-ask-on-main]

Hello, Tumblr user. Here's a non-binary character who uses they/them. Their ASAB isn't relevant at all for the story and everyone regardless of relationship uses they/them for them and they're trans. Your challenge will be to not try to sniff out their ASAB. Go---- oh you're already telling other people who don't agree with you they're wrong and bigoted for hcing it different from you. Okay.

[ratatosk777]

whenever I draw lace she looks like a chicken

how do I prevent this

?

does she look like this when you draw her?? if that's the case, please never stop drawing chicken lace

[rocketska]

hey chicken lace anon, idk if you'll see this but chicken lace evoked such a delightful image that i had to give it a try :

she's based off silkie chickens bc it felt to fitting to pass up :)

[petslifeworld]

Ferret shows the owner her babies.

[styleskiszka12-deactivated20211]

I’m straight up CRYING

[dragonsmirk]

The person who commented “sounds like a bunch of kazoos having a panic attack” made me laugh out loud :D

[edith-the-autist]

@fuck-detector im not sure?

[fuck-detector]

this is actually a furry

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[paint-lady]

[necronatron]

This is all we want, boys. All we’re asking for. You get to live the exact same way you did until now. Nothing’s lost, we just aren’t harrassed, beaten, assaulted or killed for existing.

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[depsidase]

[this-is-trans-joy]

Trans joy is one of my best friends routinely forgetting I had a name previous to my own and occasionally asking me

"hey you ever wanna go by a new name?"

Because they forget I ever changed mine

This is trans joy!!!

[disappointedwaffles]

@the-gay-juice

[husband]

[disappointedwaffles]

Pros and cons of my shift at work today:

Pros:

someone ordered a bunch of ice cream cones and then changed their mind so I got a free cone

One of my favorite coworkers taught me how to do something new

Got a dr pepper

Two out of three of my favorite coworkers were there, working in the same area as me

Cons:

nearly tripped and smacked my face on the grill

fucked up and set the burgers to cook on the bacon setting

Filtered the oil of a frying vat RIGHT before we needed more chicken strips fried

Tried to put a batch of nuggets in the warmer and knocked the other one out of it as I did. Very Loudly. You could hear everyone yelp in shock.

Misheard my manager and went to get cookies when he said there were already some baking

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[unabashedfandreamland]

@robert-smirke-official What do I do if the Corruption has infested my phone? Do I put it in rice?

[robert-smirke-official]

Run