god’s favourite idiot

alex | 27 | she/her | chaotic disaster trash goblin and part-time gay

[melancholic-whimsy]

in my enclosure . straight up gnawing at it . and by "it" i mean. haha. well let's justr say . the bars

[lamignonette]

[cannibalcaprine]

K

[gumi-megpoidd]

U

[pepper-steak12]

N

[beetroot-merchant]

G

[four-two-six]

P

[ibuildblasters]

O

[shed-some-light]

W

[silaswhatever]

P

[beetroot-merchant]

U

[silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2]

S

[living-shifting-oil]

S

[asu-xu-namir]

Y

[star-mom-selkie]

[riotatthemovies]

[pollofrita]

Friday night activities in my house

[ladyantiheroine]

[a11ia]

an old note ⊹ ࣪ ˖

Do you guys remember that Leon and Claire left each other notes on r2r? Well I did

Just the concept of they taking the time to write each other about updates and wishing the other safety…

[bruntalism]

[bruntalism]

we kill the bat man

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[rna-world]

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

[rna-world]

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

[rna-world]

alvin and the chipmunks

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[somafalls]

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

[koobiie]

the dastardly curve has harmed me once more

[ourhasretgultekin]

[catboybiologist]

Come for the woman in the cocktail dress, stay for the looney toons ass production

[mgsr]

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[unwastelandunbaby]

idk I think maybe 2000s/10s feminism talked too much about “unrealistic beauty standards for women” that people forgot “beauty standards for women” is already fucked up