Hispanic! At The Disco

| Mari | ENTJ | leo | Mystic | 20 | She/they | Lightly returning to this hell site after almost 2 years of telling myself “tumblr is for teen Mari, adult Mari will never look at tumblr 😎”

[ketripon]

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what if i straight up email this to matt mercer right now

[mrlandyman]

i got you

[mrlandyman]

[ketripon]

i was not expecting you to actually do this jesus christ

[distortiondevil]

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[coelasquid]

Please patch these into the game.

[revelation19]

What do angels actually look like per the bible?

Well, according to Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this…

According to Daniel 10 something like this…

According to Isaiah 6…

In Ezekiel 10… 

Again in Ezekiel 10…

Basically, when the people writing Scripture tried to describe what they saw when they saw an angel… they run into the end of their imagination… they can never quite seem to fully explain it because they had trouble even comprehending what they saw, let alone being able to describe it to someone else. 

[musiqchild007]

[revelation19]

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

[the-unreadable-jimanjikles]

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

[glitterbomb-goblinking-blog]

I used to listen to this radio show and one thing I remember because it was so funny was a Christmas special where an angel showed up to tell the shepherds about the birth of Christ.  The conversations went:

Angel: “FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming*

Angel: “I SAID FEAR NOT.”

Shepherds: *screaming LOUDER*

Angel: “WHAT PART OF FEAR NOT ARE YOU NOT UNDERSTANDING?”

[cameoamalthea]

So demons are fallen angels but they don’t look scary because they’re fallen, that’s just what all angels look like…

Maybe that’s why so many Christians see visions of Saints or the Virgin Mary instead…like Jesus is all…no, no see being human made me realize sending Angels might not be the best idea. I don’t know if humans can handle this. So I’m gonna just send mom

[bamf-castiel]

@fem-deanwinchester

[mathblr]

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

[veronica-rich]

God: The humans are scared.

Mary: Fine. I’m on it.

[upallnightogetloki]

Jesus: It’s either Mom or the thousand eyed flaming wheel, Dad, do you really think the humans are gonna be chill with that when they’re terrified of spiders already?

God: Hey now, some of those spiders eat birds.

Jesus: …Dad…

God: …To be fair, Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase.

[fawningparadox]

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

[sludgebat]

[cronusamporaofficial]

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

[sludgebat]

[stabble1234]

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

[sludgebat]

[lettucetherapist-blog-deactivat]

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

[sludgebat]

[alonelyangel6-blog]

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

[sludgebat]

[khajittink]

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

[sludgebat]

[conchiolin]

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

[sludgebat]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

[cobracommanderofficial]

finally….

[angrybeardedbastard]

I will reblog this every single fucking time

[emeraldmercury]

I miss when tumblr was like this

[pixlime]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year~

Some lucky slime pride icons to bless your dashboard and your month. Happy pride! Feel free to use to your heart’s content. 

[aerixi]

[hol-hot-wholesome]

You have been blessed by the Forest Gods. You will now have good luck for the next 6 months, simply by seeing this post. You are also protected from Slender Man, Bloody Mary and Jeff the Killer. You DO NOT NEED to reblog this post, you are already Protected. This being said, do not feel discouraged, you are free to reblog this if you wish.

In short, we present IMMUNITY STAGS.

[lez-be-honest-together]

I actually fucking appreciate this so much over the reblog or bullshit

[nennechus]

puckett: “johnny, can you please explain what surefour did?”

                        reinforce: “i don’t know. i think it was some anime stuff.”

[tsuchanstuff]

Please don’t repost it and don’t share outside tumblr.

[jo6su6]

Blackwatch

[hyperpopplaylist]

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genji takes a huge bong rip and dies

[newbark-town]

Villainous Teams 

[txttletale]

I tolerate any treatment. Like I solo queue sometimes, and I’ll put up with anything. I’ll play  a game from some garbage publisher - you know, I don’t wanna name an actual publisher so let’s just make one up; let’s call it ‘Activision Blizzard’ So I’ll buy a game from ‘Activision Blizzard’ and I’ll show up at the story department and I’ll go, ‘Can we have representative heroes please?’ And they go, ‘No. The new hero is delayed nine months.’ And I go, ‘Okaaay!’ And then I go to the bathroom. And then I come out of the bathroom and I go, ‘Any updates?’ and they go ‘Yeah, we made the new hero a fucking hamster. Because we hate you. Now take this professional talent pipeline that doesn’t work, go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ and I go over to Contenders and go, ‘Can T2 players have livable salaries?’ and they go ‘NO!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ And they go, ‘You’re a Symmetra onetrick, aren’t you?’ And I go ‘Nooo,’ and they go ‘SAY IT!’ and I go ‘I’m a Symmetra onetrick!.’ And then I go over to the Blizzard Help Desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go, ‘Can I please play a video game?’ and they go ‘No! In fact, we’re gonna fill the game with boosters! And you’re gonna be stuck in queue for thirty years!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this to me?!’ And they go, ‘Because we’re Activision Bliiiizzard, and life is a fucking nightmare!’

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Cutest Bulbafusions

[solkorra]

I did this kidge comic after the scene of Lance and Allura was showed some days ago

I missed Keith in the team this season :’v

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[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[kaydeekrunk]

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .