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this might be my fave pun of the season
âAll I know about being good, I learned from TV. And in TV, flawed characters are constantly showing people they care with these surprising grand gestures. And I think that part of me still believes thatâs what love is. But in real life, the big gesture isnât enough. You need to be consistent, you need to be dependably good. You canât just screw everything up and then take a boat out into the ocean to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas. You need to do it every day, which is so⌠hard.â
â BoJack Horseman
listen yes we can all praise bojack horseman for its gripping character arcs and the way it looks at a plethora of real-life issues and the bold stylistic choices it makes
but
my absolute favorite thing about it
is when they string together a sentence with a bunch of similar-sounding words
âI deserve to be adored by a man, yet here my dreams lie dormant! I donât mean to get mordantly morbid, but did I get all adorably adorned to get bored manning doors? No more!â
âSo, a brief recapitulation: this is not a room for repudiation or a condemnation over string cheese appropriation accusations. Mediation is an invitation for open conversation, frustration de-escalation, and exchange of information, which, in summation, removes any justification for litigation involving this corporation.â
BoJack Horseman Characters as John Mulaney Quotes
Bojack Horseman
Diane Nguyen
Princess Carolyn
Mr. Peanutbutter
Todd Chavez
Beatrice Horseman
Butterscotch Horseman
Sarah Lynn
Can bees get drunk?
White girl wasted? Do bees party? Do they do lines of pollen off the stinger? I just found out today that bees donât have lungs which is why they survived the Notre Dame Fire because the smoke just made them go to sleep.
But do bees get wasted?
Short answer; yes they absolutely can.Â
Iâve seen with my own eyes bees get wasted off of fermented fruit juice. They start flying all unsteadily, then land and sorta wobble in circles until they sober up.Â
THAT IS SO CUTE OMG
Love that the ladies know how to have a good time lol
Iâve seen them just, sorta sit there and buzz to themselves and groom a bunch, which is so far as I can tell the bee equivalent of having a deep conversation with the mirror in the ladies room.Â
Hold up theres a dark side to this. Some bees like getting wasted SO MUCH that theyâll stake out fermented fruit on purpose to get that sweet honey booze. However bee hives dont really enjoy Loud Becky coming back from a frat boy kegger because the bee in question wonât respond to other bees properly. So the hive guards will bite at drunk beeâs legs until she fucks off and sobers up and can answer questions like âwhy did you shave your eyebrow offâ.
However if Loud Becky cant kick the drinking habit, the hive guards will KILL HER and sweep her corpse off the doorstep for Loud Becky 2038 to take her place and hopefully this new bee will be a PROPER POLLEN GATHERER and not get krunk off her ass on honey shots.
Iâm Loud Becky. Honey shots for the hive letâs get ittttt
iâm losing my mind
bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult.Â
anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at âOH GROOVE WITH ME BABYâ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) soÂ
im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor
I love this for so many reasons.
#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snapping #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gotham  #heâs like  #this wouldnât have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batman  #not to mention his dad was a doctor  #I also love that Batman is a college drop out  #I also love that heâs not even pretending that harl isnât irritating him  #Thereâs more  #I could go on  #but too many tags already
That fuckin smile at the end
casey frey is really on his snow white shit
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So hear me out
A movie about
Mae Jemison
Starring
Samira Wiley
What Pixarâs Coco got right
I just got back from my third trip to Mexico, and rewatched Pixarâs Coco. I was pleasantly surprised to see a lot of familiar sights!Â
Paper Banners
From the small towns to big cities, colorful decorations are stretched across the streets!Â
Business SignsÂ
Especially in small towns, family business are painted onto the buildings, usually with the family name and date of establishment.Â
Street Dogs
I laughed at this line, because itâs true!! There are a lot of âperros de calleâ in small towns, and theyâre super sweet and love to beg for food. My sister made the mistake of naming this street dog and he didnât stop following us for the three days we stayed in this town.Â
Dogs on roofs
I donât know how they get up there.Â
GazebosÂ
We shot off our New Yearsâ fireworks in a plaza that looks a lot like this.
Ancient ArchitectureÂ
Many ancient cultures who inhabited Mexico used this style of pyramid for temples, houses, and administrative buildings.Â
Tlaloc, is that you?
The entrance to the Land of the Dead looks a lot like the Aztecsâ depiction of their rain god.Â
Alebrijes
At artisan markets you can find shops filled with intricately and brightly painted animals. I knew they looked familiar!Â
Street Art
Mexico has some the best street art Iâve ever seen. Walls, businesses, doors, and even multistory office buildings are covered in bright, beautiful murals.Â
Pan DulceÂ
A common Mexican breakfast or holiday food is sweet bread, and you can buy them to your heartâs content at any bakery.Â
You know a lot of research went into this movie when I feel like Iâm back in Mexico just watching it! Amazing work, Pixar!!Â
Put Seth Everman in Smash
If santa keeps track of ânaughtyâ kids every âyearâ, and the year doesnât start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
đđ HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! đđ
I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus. Â XD
Reblog if u love and support her!
what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemonÂ
Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.
Anyway hereâs trans Pikachu.
Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail
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