look at the fucking clouds

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they/them, ace |thatcacisart is my art tag | The Vast my beloved | bee orchid

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[gingerkingfisher]

Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.

[vintage-tigre]

[sketchjay]

[alleysap]

jody moreno and her big scruffy shelter dog

[hollandmarchsashtray]

My twin has more Coltland Gentry ideas he wants to share and put out into the world (if any of his ideas inspire you at all you have his complete permission to use them)

Edit: Just Coltland Gentry

[thistlethread]

Just your average coltland twins interaction .𖥔 ݁ ˖

[comediantragedy]

Rocky (somehow) meeting Colt and being terrified by all of the bolts and screws holding up his spine, without having any context on why they’re there

[d3ad2you]

COLTLAND LOVERS.

WE DID IT.

WE'RE OFFICIALLY A FANDOM.

WE'VE GOT THE SOUP STORE EDIT 🔥🔥🔥

[quinnduck]

Coltland gentry idea

In my mind Ryland was the brother who their father had seconds from death because he definitely had a bit of a temper and was thought of as the runt.

Either way, Ryland’s head is in the bathtub when suddenly his father’s grip loosens and he falls over. Ryland sits up coughing and wheezing for air while Court is rushing to his side. I imagine Colt had already called the police and now Court is like “shit, change of plans” because he just killed a man and that’s definitely a crime so they decide to run away, or at least try. After some rushed packing they run for a good few hours and somehow survive on their own for a couple days. Until the police do find them, dirty, tired, but together. Court puts up a violent fight which only makes the police more certain he’s dangerous so they separate the twins from him. Court is arrested for kidnapping and murder while the twins are put in the foster system

[gossippool]

was thinking of posting a snippet a day for motivation but i feel like i'd end up posting the whole fic before i've finished writing it <- snail speaking

they're like 10 or 11 here. i love when they argue it is beautiful to me

[beessswax]

and ANOTHER thing. everyone in the coltland world claiming that the glucose scene was grace’s influence STOP IT. you know what stuntment know? their diet. their whole job is their body they know how to take care of themselves. colt isn’t stupid, just an adrenaline junkie and a physical guy. i’m not saying its not a fun little headcanon you can have but im seeing it so much that im like. you’ve himboed him. and not even in the fun way.

[miracleinfeathers]

Project hail Mary x Gray man

[sapphiccanadian]

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴏʀᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛꜱɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʏᴀᴄʜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏɴᴅ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ DIPSHIT

𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐?

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓?