look at the fucking clouds

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ they/them, ace |thatcacisart is my art tag | The Vast my beloved | bee orchid

[lowpawly]

the authors open fetish that complements the themes of their work

[apathy-tied-in-knots]

important plot device thats also just authors fetish. call that a jackoffs gun

[tyrantdaughter]

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

[tyrantdaughter]

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[bluestockingbaby]

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[catchymemes]

[orlyofhousesnark]

[leashamariel]

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

[creekfiend]

And who is the guy burying him in the sand

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[insomniac-arrest]

I wish AI would stop making so many animal story posts. I LOVE animals and they are ruining the loving-animals ecosystem. And also the real ecosystem

[insomniac-arrest]

The truffle hunting cat is AI, I’m so sorry guys

[gingerkingfisher]

Fuck AI, look at my handsomest boy instead, he helps me in the garden by digging holes next to where I am digging. He is not helping at all, but I appreciate his spirit, we are bonding.

[vintage-tigre]

[sketchjay]

[alleysap]

jody moreno and her big scruffy shelter dog

[hollandmarchsashtray]

My twin has more Coltland Gentry ideas he wants to share and put out into the world (if any of his ideas inspire you at all you have his complete permission to use them)

Edit: Just Coltland Gentry

[thistlethread]

Just your average coltland twins interaction .𖥔 ݁ ˖

[comediantragedy]

Rocky (somehow) meeting Colt and being terrified by all of the bolts and screws holding up his spine, without having any context on why they’re there

[d3ad2you]

COLTLAND LOVERS.

WE DID IT.

WE'RE OFFICIALLY A FANDOM.

WE'VE GOT THE SOUP STORE EDIT 🔥🔥🔥

[quinnduck]

Coltland gentry idea

In my mind Ryland was the brother who their father had seconds from death because he definitely had a bit of a temper and was thought of as the runt.

Either way, Ryland’s head is in the bathtub when suddenly his father’s grip loosens and he falls over. Ryland sits up coughing and wheezing for air while Court is rushing to his side. I imagine Colt had already called the police and now Court is like “shit, change of plans” because he just killed a man and that’s definitely a crime so they decide to run away, or at least try. After some rushed packing they run for a good few hours and somehow survive on their own for a couple days. Until the police do find them, dirty, tired, but together. Court puts up a violent fight which only makes the police more certain he’s dangerous so they separate the twins from him. Court is arrested for kidnapping and murder while the twins are put in the foster system