bluejay

here be fandom tomfoolery

[pseudophan]

dan and phil ass selfie.

[pseudophan]

i know you....

[alisonisnotonfire]

“You were a literal ray of light in my life back then”

(redrawing the pose from this tweet)

(18 may, 2026)

[alisonisnotonfire]

“You were a literal ray of light in my life back then”

(redrawing the pose from this tweet)

(18 may, 2026)

[girldan-pip]

the genre is dan hitting phil with this specific wide-eyed look

[marisatomay]

author: sorry I’m jumping on this bandwagon and writing a fic with the same premise as all these other fics

me, has read 500 fics like this one and is prepared to read 500 more: please never apologize for giving the people (me) what they (also me) want

[kyraneko]

WELL I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED FICS

AND I WOULD READ FIVE HUNDRED MORE

JUST TO READ ONE THOUSAND FICS WITH THE SAME

PREMISE AS THE ONES BEFORE

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADA DADA (DADA DADA)

DADADUNdedeledeDUNdedeledeDUN

[chiisana-sukima]

via @omgbubblesomg-

#when i wake up#well i know i’m gonna read#i’m gonna read the shit i read just yesterday #when i wake up#well i know i’m gonna read#i’m gonna read the shit i read just yesterday

[isuggestforcemasc]

Trans boy of colour dont look at those European men for transition inspo trans boy of colour. Trans boy of colour please look at people of your ethnicity you need to Lock In and realize that the standards you’re setting yourself up for are rooted in white supremacy. Trans boy of colour a white European man is NOT the peak of masculinity

[surrealpheal]

he

[incaseyouart]

Happy Phanniversary @danielhowell & @amazingphil <3

[ahappydnp]

it's crazy to me that dan has perfect vision he has such -2.5 energy

[ahappydnp]

dan would love pushing his glasses up on his head and pinching the bridge of his nose

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[ranni-thewitch]

we must make haste in killing every harry potter fan

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[natalieironside]

No this is book accurate

[contact-guy]

the Empty House - part 5

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

Sherlock Holmes & the Adventure of Making Up For Three Years of Touch Deprivation

This is in the Watson's Sketchbook series!

[teashoesandhair]

'A popular fanfic author stopped updating her fic because she said that the stress of being constantly falsely accused of using AI was a witch hunt and it was destroying her mental health to the extent that she needed to take a break from writing, leading to multiple online discussions defending her and debates about AI accusations and how You Can't Really Tell So Leave Her Alone, and then someone realised that there were Claude coding artefacts in her fics and that it was a super pervasive problem in that particular fandom, proven definitively by looking at the source coding of each work on AO3, and she denied it for a bit but then ultimately admitted that oopsie, she had been using genAI all along, and then she deleted all of her fics off AO3 and people got mad because they were being denied access to their favourite fics, even though they now knew definitively that they were genAI slop, and then it turned out that she'd actually stopped updating the fic on AO3 in the first place because she'd been shopping it around to agents and editors as an original work with the serial numbers filed off, and she'd been in conversations with a publisher which ultimately got dropped because she'd lied to them about her AI use' oh cool, so we're in Hell, then

[teashoesandhair]

Let me be clear: if you use AI to write fanfic, paticularly if you do so in the hopes of snapping up a tradpub deal off the basis of the popularity of your worthless slop, then you are an absolute grade A ding-dong, and may the vengeful spirits of our beloved Spirk Elders haunt you via the medium of perpetual papercuts forevermore.

[creativitycache]

I am unaware of who this is referring to and feel like a small fishing boat that just saw the dorsal fin of Leviathan off the starboard bow

[teashoesandhair]

That is so extremely valid, and truly I wish that I had not myself plunged into the depths and seen the truth of the Leviathan (a gigantic plastic fish effigy that's broken off a derelict Fish & Chip shop and washed into the Atlantic: a harbinger of doom in its own synthetic tongue)

[lttrsfrmlnrrgby]

So many lessons in fandom and life boil down to make your own works for love of the game, don't go looking for ways to be an asshole to people, don't lie when people ask you something that challenges you to be better, and don't fucking cheat.

[callmehopeless]

I made it

[morganbritton132]

Robin was thrilled when Eddie started hanging out with them because she thought he'd help Steve realize that he's bisexual but nope. Turns out Eddie is completely unaware that he, himself, is a queer man so every conversation is just

Robin: *tearing her hair out*

Steve: It's not gay to appreciate a man's looks if he's hot. At some point, you look insane for denying it

Eddie: I say that all the time! Sometimes a guy just had a great ass.

Steve: Exactly!