DisbarredG

[disbarredgoose0]

My Wikipedia poems:

The Horizon. (x)

Plagiarism. (x)

The Kiss. (x)

Timeline of the Far Future. (x)

The Mayfly. (x)

Taking the Stage (Identity). (x)

Tides. (x)

there must be something in the water. (x)

Sinew. (x) Martyr. (x)

[isawken]

rip to athenian sacrificial virgins but i’m different

[isawken]

i would be found by the minotaur in the labyrinth and i would remain still and not show fear nor aggression and allow him to approach me and i’d slowly reach out my hand for him to sniff and perhaps even lick and he’d ponder the hand for a moment and the let out a big soft snort and id pet his nose and then his head and he’d lean in closer and id massage behind his ears and he’d close his eyes and we’d sit against the dark cold damp labyrinth wall with his head in my lap as he revels in the first friendly touch he’s known since his mother last dared to touch him so many years ago and after some time he’d reach out and start to tentatively rub my leg in an attempt at reciprocity, his hand clumsy and unpracticed at the act of gentle touch, and id lower my head and press a light kiss on his temple, and there in the prison crafted expertly to contain him, only him, only ever him for the rest of his life, the minotaur would feel warmth enough to remind him that though he may be a beast, he is no less worthy of love than the rest of us

[isawken]

oh yeah. and then we’d fuck nasty

[celestial-fang]

Some oil paintings that I’m thinking of submitting to a gallery

[shabbytigers]

[charlesoberonn]

[wellen-katze]

Superstar-Cop - Disco Elysium comic

I hope you enjoyed

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[austimpowerz]

MOODBOARD FOR WHEN SHIT IS FUCK

[laqueus]

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[aholefilledwithtwigs]

I have never read or watched Death Note and i know the whole ‘book that kills people’ premise but from all the shit i see on here it seems to be two teenaged boys acting out this scene over and over

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[headspace-hotel]

thats science for ya

[escuerzoresucitado]

being escorted out of town

[wizardshark]

The criminal has been apprehended

[transmechanicus]

Grond! Grond! Grond! Grond!

[tanoraqui]

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

[catilinas]

on the subject of keyrings i have been thinking of getting a massive ancient rusting key and putting my keys on that. for the bit

[en-theos]

you rocking up to your doorway(?) with one of these bad boys

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Werewolves had invaded my house and the only cure to stop them from turning was pickle juice. Pouring it on them, not making them drink it

[furry-fey]

Okay but why are we curing them?

[headspace-hotel]

YES i am sexualizing the relationship between parasitic orchids and fungi

[headspace-hotel]

@egregiousderp sorry for posting a conventionally attractive parasitic relationship

[mycroftrh]

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

[mycroftrh]

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

[bananahomo]

[anarchocunt]

[byjove]

So exhausting how the mainstream American news media will be like “Resurfaced tweet shows this progressive Democratic candidate tweeted ‘shut up cunt’ in response to a Nazi when they were 17 years old. This troubling misogyny and censorship shows the hypocrisy and inconsistency of the Democratic Party.” while the Republican candidate has called for Iran to be nuked off the face of the planet, groped multiple woman, been photographed snorting coke off a 19 year old exotic dancer’s breast while his pregnant wife was in the hospital and plainly stated he is racist. Like, why are we doing this? (I know why.) Why aren’t we talking about who is funding these people and what their positions on the issues are?

[sandboxthinking]

This reminds me of an interview I saw with someone (it may have been Abdul El-Sayed) where the Fox News correspondent was like, "How many kids are you ok with immigrants abusing?" And the interviewee responded by asking why they were ok with having a pedophile in office and started asking questions about the Epstein files. The Fox News correspondent tried to immediately shut down the interview.

[byjove]

I truly hate how they always go to “But immigrants are a danger to our women and children!” when that is not the case statistically and they obviously do not care about the safety of women and children because they keep putting pedophiles and rapists in office. Why are you pearl clutching and moral grandstanding about hypothetical crimes committed by immigrants and doing fuck all to deal with our own homegrown domestic abusers, child predators and sex pests? Oh right, the racism.

They use the same tactics towards trans people. It’s all they’ve got. It’s not based in reality but it is based in moral outrage, the same moral outrage they do not feel when pastors, businessman and politicians are in the news for grooming and raping teenagers.