the green-eyed goddamn straight from your heart

k, canada, she/her

[wulfhalls]

I love that every pic of richard with the younger cast looks like he got custody of the kids for the weekend.

[wulfhalls]

our divorced parents who love us setting their differences aside to attend our piano recital <3

[maimoutoufarao]

I don't know If anyone has done it already but... here is my contribution to this wonderful fandom

[buttholy]

ruben: I need you to pay me back this astronomically large debt you've owing me for years

niall: I don't wanna :/

ruben: ok what about you do it in installments

niall: I don't wanna :/

ruben: ok what about you work for it and maybe I jerk off watching you fail to mow my lawn

niall: mmmm :/ ok I guess... might destroy your marriage over it

ruben: that is a risk I'm willing to take

[myshangel]

how shane and ilya are sitting at their daughter's preschool after she got put in time out for saying "hello gay boy" (ilya has used this greeting to piss shane off for years and did Not know she could repeat it)

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[inanesinlovewithiwtv]

[divorcedwife]

in a galaxy far, far away

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[louisegluckpdf]

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

[altschmerzes]

ocd stands for “oh CMON dude” which is what you say to your brain when you catch it spinning a complex web of the stupidest shit imaginable that it has never the less managed to completely entrap you within

[ymutate]

Hazel McNab (British, b.1965)

"Tranquility," 2025

21-color linocut print on paper

43 x 63 cm

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[oneheadtoanother]

[augustmourn]

me and the bad bitch i pulled by showing up at his workplace with syphilis

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[treecitysessions]

Why does everyone think fiction is just fantasy wish fulfillment now and not like an exploration of themes and ideas

[meshugenist]

i don't like calling things cognitohazardous, even when used semifacetiously it gives some amount of credence to the idea that one can be mentally corrupted by reading something. like even outright fascist propaganda is not a cognitohazard, one can read like mein kampf or smth and understand that it's bad just fine and not be like duped into hating da jews or whatever. reading stuff that is bigoted abt a group you are in can be painful and triggering but that isn't what is conveyed by the term cognitohazard