comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)

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Love Begins

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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we're not kids anymore.
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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comic that appeared to me as I was waking up from a dream
Edit: this got more attention then I thought lol if you wanna redraw this just reblog this with your redraw to credit me or put my @ (idk how tumblr works ngl)
you can pet a Michaeldog to receive Mikepoints
Mikepoints can be spent at the Mikeshop to receive various Michael Abilities
Michaelwave unlocked! You can use the Michaelwave ability to send out a wave of Michael Energy!
in my mind if dragons were real then western and eastern dragons would be only distantly related species filling the same ecological niche across different continents. but due to visual similarities got called the same thing in English. and it would be one of those things that you hear on trivia game shows and go "oh that's neat" about and then move on with your day, like how tanuki get lumped in with racoons even tho racoons are musteloids and tanuki are canids. do you see my vision.
human rpg party chatter: did we make the right choice...? the entire kingdom shall want our heads
elf rpg party chatter: please keep lusty group river bathing time as short as possible, we have a mere 40 years to complete our quest
goblin rpg party chatter: does anyone else feel weird about the way people talk about us on the internet
i never considered the dnd goblins could feel fetishized.... am i a bad person?
yes but only for playing dnd
If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head
I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.
"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor
yeah flaying alive this is about flaying alive....
ah (ah ah ah) flayin alive flayin alive
Tumblr has forever affected how I refer to my food. Macking cheese in the michael wave. My dinnar #mydinnar. Grilling absolute cheese. It goes on
ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth
youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.
Tumblr pillow fight
Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
can I live my life or do I have to go away forever
also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere
A long time ago I was in a typography class and I had an assignment to draw a word out of its material. Like writing "Rock" and drawing it to make it look like it's carved from stone. I chose "Hair" and I was proud enough of the result that I ended up posting it online to Twitter. Whoever I showed it to online, I got a weird reaction like "Oh...cool." which was strange cuz I was expecting to get complimented on it. It turned out that no one thought it was a drawing. For months, everyone I showed it to thought that I was playing with wet hair clippings in my spare time like some nasty little freak.
This is the drawing btw
Guys I fucking swear it isn't real hair
bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die