Dan The Man

Formerly poisonouspracticioner, setting up a new blog so I can keep scrolling the depths and keep in touch with certain folks.

[albrakia]

[magicratfingers]

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

[magicratfingers]

girlies are u doing ok

[magicratfingers]

oh no girlies

[egberts]

parks closing at night for no reason other than to stop homeless people from having a covered place to sleep is high key insidious as fuck. what do you mean it's closed?? it's the outdoors

[this-is-anti-homeless]

This is anti homeless

My city literally contracted a private security company to have them patrol parks at night to prevent homeless people from sleeping in them. I've both read about it in the news and have personally seen them patrolling the parks, so I can confirm that they actually do it.

[spidersinmysoup]

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

[tempesthawke]

The Warden Power Couple

for @mistercutter

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[loth-catgirl]

[cat-faces]

[indigonite]

How the battle with Cazador should have gone

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]

[atouchhereandthere]

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

[sepulchritude]

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

[raspbearyarts]

⚔️

[felixitous]

[ianmalcolmptsd]

[shuploc]

Thought it was about time I drew Silco!

[pixelartarchive]

Summer Breeze

[deepspacefive]

Today, we get to reblog this

[capacity]

He’s so out of line for this……

[urexfriendsister]

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life. 

[urexfriendsister]

many of you have asked, and so i shall give: 

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead. 

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us. 

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life. 

[nocontexttaskmaster]

[making-my-wey-down-town]

[saewokhrisz]

back with the left handed drawing cuz my dominant one is dead as hell, as per usual

somft thanzag…