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ArtTeacher!Wonwoo

i’m posting this so late, but work got me fucked up so y’all should get used to this lmao

- came into class on the first day with 3 different colored dried paints in his hair smelling like pencil shavings and glaze - didn’t even introduce himself, kinda got to class like who wants to paint some cool ass flowers??? - you went along with it like shit..okay yeah, I wanna paint some sick ass flowers

- doesn’t even learn your guys’ name completely, just refers to you by irrelevant ass shit like hey striped backpack, or come over here girl with a mole on your cheek - said your actual name like once and you had to take a minute, all your other classmates glared at you, but u didn’t care - breaks pencils so much that he has to start buying them for the class out of his own pocket - mingyu the school chef always walks in and breathes down his neck while he’s trying to work and wonwoo basically elbows him away so mingyu starts snooping around the other kids’ shit and wonwoo’s like, don’t u got a fuckin class to teach??? - blasts music super loud while you guys work and then gets told by the principal (aka Jihoon) that what he blasts in not school appropriate and he’s like oh okay sorry sorry - still plays it, just a little lower - he blinks a lot whenever he’s thinking so sometimes you see him blinking and stare at him because you know he’s so deep in thought he wouldn’t even notice if the whole class left - sometimes wonwoo checks up on your guys’ work and he tells you how awesome! Your stuff is and you’re blushing like no, no, not as good as your stuff and he just smiles at you with his little nose scrunch and you’re about to fucking faint because he’s 4 inches away from your face - your table mate always spilling things on your art and you’re just so! frustrated! Until wonwoo just moves you to a closer desk and you’re like fuck no move me back because from where you sit you can literally hear him breathe - wonwoo sometimes forgets he has pastels on his fingers and reaches to eat chips and makes this weird choking sound - sometimes he gets off track and starts talking about how important art is to life and goes off on some tangent so in the end he’s answering questions about types of detergent he uses because he has very sensitive skin and then class is over - Ruffles kids’ hair because it’s all he knows how to do, ruffled yours once and he messed up everything but you didn’t care and kinda left your hair like that all day - “why ya hair like that? Let me fix it for you y/n” “No!! I mean uh, i gtg” - coming into the art room after school to see him but notice how many girls and boys are hanging around him so u get sad n leave - wonwoo asks the next day why you left before he could say hi and your heart starts thumping and you’re trying really hard to no pass out again - smiling whenever he finally gets something right like a texture of hair, or a pattern and his cheeks turn into little apples and your friend has to tap you like…you spilled your water everywhere uh - sometimes he’ll reach over and help you with your strokes and you almost stop breathing and wonwoo’s like are you okay though? - he has these little plants he buys every month because he is always so intent that he will take care of them and then they just die again bc he doesn’t pay attention and he has to buy more - you got like a F on your last math test because for a whole unit you just doodled about wonwoo in your book and made up stories in ya head - sometimes you talk to him about your ideas after school and he’s so into it that he literally brags about you to the other art teachers in the district but you don’t know - uses you as an example all the time n u just blush like */////* please no more flattery - but sometimes he uses u in some not so cool examples and you’re like fuck really stop now please I don’t want the class thinking I steal paints - one time you ran into him at Michaels and he had a whole basket full of surprise and hit the entire flower section down when he stopped to wave at you - sometimes his tie is backwards and when you point it out to him he just looks at you really seriously like

“No, you don’t understand, the other side is coated in red paint, this is the only clean tie I have” - forgets to take the attendance so he’s always confused as to who was where and you always volunteer to help him - he makes up excuses for you so you can spend your detentions in his room - almost passing out again when it’s just you both, and you can’t even draw but wonwoo doesn’t even notice and turns his back to you while you puff your cheeks out like turn back, look @ me - your friends poking you super fucking hard whenever he walks by during lunch and you just have to sit there with ya goddamn sandwich like stop!!!!!!!!! - “I’m breaking out, u know who’s fault this is?” “Don’t say-” “It’s wonwoo’s fault” - giggling at his useless jokes that probably aren’t that funny but he can’t stop laughing at his own joke - waving to him whenever he’s leaving campus and you just go all heart eyes and your friends like “im telling ur mom u got the hots for ur art teacher” - wonwoo’s house is just like his art room, messy but organized to him, cause he knows where everything is - brushing against his hands sometimes when you’re helping him sort his paperwork and you swear you heard him take in a breath but then again you could just be hearing things - wonwoo has like a few (maybe a whole notebook) of small sketches he drew of you, he hopes its not creepy, he just likes your face structure, “fuck, is that creepy mingyu?” “…a lil bit” - not thinking about graduation because then it’s no more art class with him n ur emo - wonwoo sometimes falls asleep on his art, comes to school with like graphite on his face and shit - history teacher Jun always kind of gives him these bizarre looks whenever he’s drawing because he’s so into it and Jun’s like, how can someone be so concentrated - sticks out his tongue a little bit when he draws and he’s trying to concentrate really hard - he puts your art at the front of the class on the board - rates your art by giving you fucking kitten stickers or some shit - teachers always ask him for commissions but he just smiled and declines because he doesn’t like pressure - “okay but get this-” “No I won’t draw you laying across the floor with just a fur coat, seungkwan” - one time he gave you a ride home because your mom was late and it was getting dark and wonwoo just smiled the whole way and let you mess with his radio stations - one time he accidentally flicked paint in your face and you did it back and 10 minutes later you were both covered in paint and laughing but then mingyu came in like what the fuck this was our thing wonwoo and leaves all hurt - tells you how much he really thinks your art is unique and beautiful a lot - you pretend he’s complimenting you and not your art, but don’t tell anyone - he’s so scatterbrained, but the staff all love him because he sometimes brings cookies and tells lame jokes over coffee - shares some cookies with you even when he doesn’t have too, and there’s some pastel on one of them but you eat it anyway, for wonwoo - the whole thing with wonwoo confuses you, but he’s a great art teacher, and he always goes out of his way to make sure you’re reaching farther than you thought you could the day before and you’re both so comfortable around each other that he doesn’t even feel like your teacher, but you have so much adoration for him, and wonwoo does too, he’s just trying to figure out a non creepy way to show you his latest portrait inspired by the way your eyes sparkle when you laugh

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Dating Seungkwan would include

(AYE LMAO MY ASS IS BACK @ IT AGAIN)

- the type to be trying to tear open his chopsticks and hit your titty with his elbow let’s be real - annoying girlfriend type who always wants to sit like, RIGHT next to you in the booth and you’re like seungkwan I can’t even see you - “that’s what makes it more romantic” - him slipping into his jeju accent when he gets mad and starts talking fast and you ain’t got any idea what he’s saying but nod anyways - feeding him your food so much that your arm reaches for his mouth while he follows the fork like a baby bird - sitting on the couch watching Disney movies and you hear some gross sniffling and when you turn on the lights its seungkwan crying into your shirt - on weekends since he got the energy of the fucking energizer bunny he wakes you up by singing into your ear obnoxiously - “ayoooo ladie-” “seungkwan I will put you in a headlock, don’t try me” - walking in butterfly gardens together having a great time, but then seokmin almost chokes on a butterfly behind y'all and you have to leave - seungcheol is like the annoying high school teacher at prom, like he even sees seungkwans hands on you he’s like “ha ha, lets it keep it pg guys ;-) haha” - trying to text seungkwan very serious but he jus keeps sending you memes and you’re like what the fuck - going to the mall while a very exhausted seungkwan follows you around - suddenly he’s 100% reenergized as soon as y'all even pass by a Victoria’s Secret - he’s always trying to talk to you in English but you kinda sit there confused like….that ain’t English boy - going out to eat and always over ordering, like y'all will think you’re hungry enough for all this shit but then you’re sitting there with half full plates like….what now - kissing his neck but he throws his drink because he got surprised and then he’s mad at you for the rest of the day - he’s really easy to scare….,,,…but you don’t do it a lot cause he cries easily and has a weak heart - loses his mind whenever you do anything cute like he starts throwing shit he can’t handle it he wants to fight - wearing his shirts and he gets mad but you don’t listen, but then he walks out in your bra and shit like how do u like it???? - “seungkwan…it’s not the same.” - always singing when shit don’t call for singing, like you’re trying to cook and he’s in the background rapping about every ingredient you have - “Vernon please come collect him.” - doesn’t like it when you wear heels because he feels small - tries to be cute and place little kisses on your mouth before he leaves for the day but ends up tripping and falling on top of your sleeping body, has to run out with a red bump on his forehead - probably gets asked about it later on by his manager or an interviewer and seokmin has to help him with a response - taking boat rides to jeju together while you sleep on his arm and he’s so hype for you to meet his mom - his mom loves you and seungkwan is over the moon cause she’s important to him and you’re important to him and he boutta cry - he don’t bring you to the dorms a lot cause even though it doesn’t show he’s really touchy about you and chan is to damn comfy with you for his liking - sneaking off together at night to little shops and restaurants all over while seungkwan holds your hand extremely tight like he doesn’t want to lose you - he the type to get lost in a supermarket and have to go to the front and get them to call you on the loudspeaker - when you go up to find him he’s sitting there with a blue ballon while the old manager lady pats his head and you’re like what the fuck am I dating or babysitting - but sometimes you get really sad or scared sometimes and he’s suddenly superman and makes you feel safe and warm and you’re sorry you made fun of him for crying over the lion king again - entertaining his weird phases, probably has a week where he’s super into fly fishing and you gotta deal with it - being the 4th wheel in seokmin, hoshi, and seungkwan’s endeavors - but it’s okay cause seokmin gives you piggy back rides and hoshi always feeds you when seungkwans away mc'ing or something - you think they’re being nice but seungkwan probably asked them to do it because he doesn’t want you sad while he’s away - flying to see your parents this time, and he probably practices his greeting for your dad in front of the mirror, in seven different octaves, 3 different postures, lmao - going wild over your moms cooking and she probably loves him, and even though your dad looks at him like he’s weird, which he is, he likes him deep down - people havin a hard time deciding if you guys are being sarcastic or serious talking to each other, it’s a house of sassy hoes - dramatic coats together in the winter - hoshi making you guys have a “get along” shirt that he sticks you in when you get mad at each other - singing in the car to your favorite songs but seungkwan is like…,,,no - “who sings this song, y/n?” “Exo, why?” “Yeah let’s keep it that way.” - if he ever hurts your feelings from being a butt sometimes he’s always unsure how to apologize because of it - ends up grabbing you and hugging you and singing cheesy love songs to make you feel better - kissing his shoulders when he’s sore from practice but scoups runs over and grabs you like time to goooooo!!!!! - borrows your lotions a lot so he always smells sweet like you - trying to be cute and finish each others sentences but y'all always say the wrong endings - little late nights where he calls you (until you wake up, you’re on alert for divaboo) and let’s out his frustrations, finding comfort in the way you would tell him everything’s okay and will continue to be - trips with him in the moonlight where he makes you laugh and giggle by dancing all over town, cracking jokes at everything, kissing your cheek in little surprise gestures - hoshi taking sneak pictures of you both and sending them to seungkwan later, he probably posts them with wild ass tags like “#truelove #seungcheolandjeonghancantfuckwithus #kawaii” - it’s gonna be a relationship where you can never guess where he’s gonna go, what he’s gonna do next, and that’s all part of the surprise because your mc boo is one of the biggest motivators in your life and he loves you more than he loves being dramatic and that’s a whole lot and it’s just one of the most refreshing and wild relationships you’ll ever have and seungkwan the type to always keep you guessing and excitable every second of every day

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NELL LEAVES WOOLLIM, IM DEPRESSED

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Hi, I was wondering if you knew who are the ark's celebrity friends?

Minju: Miss A’s Min, A Pink’s Namjoo, B.A.P’s Jongup, BTOB’s Ilhoon, WINNER’s Taehyun and iKON’s Yunhyeong (and she knows 4Minute’s Hyuna, but not sure if they’re friends.)Yujin: Hasn’t said, but she was coached in Power Vocal before joining Music K Ent., a place where lots of groups were coached too. (B.A.P, Romeo, Jun Hyosung, Monsta X, Myname, David O x Bomi, Heyne, 4 Minute, Fiestar, Park Boram, Kim Sunggyu, Tasty, Davichi, B1A4, BEAST, Seo In Guk, Park Bom, etc.)Yuna: BTS’s J-Hope and MFBTY. She wants to be friends with BTS’s Rap Monster.Jane: She wants to be friends with Red Velvet’s Yeri because they attend to the same High School and she’s friends with STARSHIP’s trainee Yu Yeonjung.Halla: Hasn’t said.

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