Probably a hoe but still out of you league

Hi I’m Jasmine, 20 & ashamed of what this tumblr used to be

[kyonite]

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

[disfeministhoe]

An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."

Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

Before Going Anywhere 🕰

[artsyfartsychick]

literally me

[r-owlett]

Logic: Let’s try again. How long does it take to get ready?

Thomas: Thirty minutes.

Logic: And how long to get there?

Thomas: Thirty minutes.

Logic: And when do you have to be there?

Thomas: In sixty minutes.

Logic: SO…?

Thomas: Mmm, ten more minutes

Logic: [frustrated noise]

[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[velvetpants]

yknow when you listen to an album so much that you have the song transitions memorized, and then you put your phone on shuffle and you hear a song from that album but the transition goes into a whole different song and you feel uncomfortable?

[yourstrulys-deactivated20170526]

[incognitomoustache]

[eclecticwiccan]

IMPORTANT

[toastp1ercer]

[tiredofcishets]

[pajamaben]

Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? Haha i did this with my life

[webcomicname]

[userboxed]

[olivegarden]

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

[funniest-stuff]

[hohomylad]

#honestly i dont care if its fake

[underwearandourjackedupthumbs]

It’s not. It happens every day all around the world.

[blackberries-and-arsenic]

[theboondocksisters]

tumblr is so america-centric that sometimes i feel a little bit of panic and guilt that i haven’t registered to vote against trump

[mpregcraig]

[mpregcraig]

this is the best picture i’ve seen in my life. this is a million dollar picture.

[oxytreza]

Shit, my tea.

Everyone at some point in their life (via oxytreza)