Goddess Of Eden

Life has no inherent meaning, but dogs and pie exist, so the universe is a mixed bag. 32, she/they, Agender, bad at the internet.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[r-girl]

[markadoo]

child: why do they sell board games in bookstores

loving parent: because there's a manual in every board game

child: oh

child: why don't they sell cars in bookstores

loving parent: because when you're buying a board game, what you're really buying is the rules, and those are in the manual. a car manual with no car can't drive you, but if you have the manual to a board game you could play it without the pieces. there are people who can play a game of chess just by saying where they're moving the pieces and imagining the board, but it's very hard so they give you a board and pieces to help you.

loving parent: That's why you never see Mousetrap in bookstores. Because you can't play it with just the manual.

child: whats Mousetrap

moral: kids these days don't know about Mousetrap

[vividciggy]

Text post doodle of the day

[missjuneevergreen]

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

how to explain to parents that things that they think are fairly easy are actually really hard for me because of the way the world has changed and also the fact that im a trans woman

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

parents will tell you that you aren't trying hard enough when every job interview is navigating all the horrors of being openly trans on top of being a fucking job interview

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

every fucking facet of it is infinitely harder for me and they just don't get it

get a call back for an interview and i have to worry about my voice immediately

get the interview and i have to navigate dressing appropriately for said interview which is already difficult but now i have no one to tell me what's appropriate and i have to worry about how fem i present and how scary tranny i look

actually at the interview and i have to handle all the regular interview anxiety on top of being openly trans to someone im just now meeting and who holds power over me

like im already shit at doing interviews, i take too long to think and i stumble over my words, and now on top of that i have to deal with all this other shit and im supposed to just sit here and be shamed for not trying hard enough??? i can't keep doing this shit i fucking can't

[ysolt]

*crumbles up paper and throws it into the trash* man i dont know

[prokopetz]

Kink scene rescheduled because halfway through me explaining the scenario my dom asked a clarifying question that uncovered a howling logical inconsistency and we ended up spending the next three hours workshopping the worldbuilding.

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[kaijufluffs]

The long awaited sequel.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[faggotfungus]

[injectparkerwithestrogentoday]

I just keep winning

[zer0-g]

[princessdollknight]

mercy was never an option

[princessdollknight]

tranq dart engraved with "i have a suggestion"

[booksmells]

yuri in the dashcon ball pit

[transfemrobots-deactivated20240]

art by @turoboto

[possuminnit]

cant do the mutual first memory rb game because i genuinely cant remember anything. i dont know you were all my mutuals at birth. we were joined by the stars and by blogging

[possuminnit]

m,y first memory is that I Loved You and do still

[sycamorality]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[saffronsupper]

the laura palmer pfp just adds to it

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out