Disney Princesses Have Thigh Gaps.

Tryna Get Better.

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Dude in my class: Feminists aren't about equality, they just think they're better than men. That's why it says 'fem' in the word.

Me: Actually, the word 'feminism' was coined by a man called Charles Fourier.

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

*taps mic* Can misandrists please stop calling themselves feminists? Thank you.

[electra2k]

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Me: Guess what?

Boyfriend: What?

Me: I have Narnia in my wardrobe.

B: Ha, sure.

Me: I'm serious.

Me: *opens wardrobe door and pulls out my Narnia book collection*

Me: *laughing at own joke* See?

B: ...

B: Why am I dating you?

[leaveherecometome-deactivated20]

fanart of @reddie-fancomic-by-slashpalooza , congratulations for ep1-15

they finally know each other’s feelings, yay for reddie

[reddie-fancomic-by-slashpalooza]

OMG!! This is too AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, FLATTERING!! 💕💞💗💓 Thank youuuu !! 💓💞💞 I LOVE your drawings!! Big fan of yours! 😘

[thininspo]

[daintykg]

🌻

[post--grad]

benefits of living in a lighthouse

no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)

lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership

when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression

minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves

increased likelihood of mermaid encounters

effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow

free salt scrub 

[icravethesweet-releaseofdeath]

My current weight is: yikes

[r-reddie]

👌👌👌

(Issa meme. Don’t get salty.)

[elevens-angels]

Eddie: *knocking on door*

Richie: you can’t come in !!

Eddie: why not?

Richie: because uhhh Stan is naked

Stan: wtf

Richie: well I couldn’t tell him I was naked, he’s allowed to see ME naked

Stan: …why does anyone have to be naked

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Dean: *black mails Rory into saying "I love you"**stalks Rory when she isn't immediately at his beck and call* *cheats on and emotionally abuses wife*

Jess: *lots in common with Rory* *wants to be better for her* *good guy really who cares a lot about Rory*

Logan: *challenges Rory to be her best* *respects Rory's studies while also making sure she doesn't get too serious* *would do anything for her*

Lorelai: Dean was such a good boyfriend to Rory and Jess and Logan were bad influences on my angel daughter.

Rory:...

Sookie: ...

Luke: ...

Taylor: ...

Paris: ...

Lane: ...

Kirk: ...

Emily: ...

Richard: ...

Literally everyone in Stars Hollow, Hartford, Yale, etc.: ...

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Me, receiving text from crush: Ooh, leave it on read. I'll seem cool and mysterious.

Me, after my crush leaves me on read: (deletes all social media account) (dyes hair) My name is now Susan and I'm moving to Spain.

[notagiraffe]

Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier

Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!

Me: are you ok

[bravadopinfire]

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

[that-one-irish-idiot-deactivate]

honestly 

[kemaesthetics]

Cosmic Grunge // @mitchb3nn // I own none of the photos shown above.

~Moodboard requests always OPEN~

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Me: Wow. I'm fat.

Me to me: Yeah, you are.

[disneyprincesseshavethighgaps]

Me: oh yeah, I absolutely love slow burn relationships. Fuck me up, I'm ready.

Me 4 chapters in: Holy fuck, why haven't they kissed yet? Does agony know no limits?

[lustforlife7]

And a lust for life, keeps us alive ~